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Water coming out of a tree 20 comments
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· 10 years ago
In soviet Russia tree pees on YouTube!
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Meet shrek, furriest sheep ever 14 comments
Forget ocd... This is common sense!!! 7 comments
It just wasn't his night 7 comments
Lemur on your baby 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The lemur is like; "don't you mean there is a human with MY lemur?" That lemur has claimed that baby. Haha
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Unhappy ever after 21 comments
Attention cashiers 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I am a cashier at Walmart. first world problems; holding change is too hard. swear to god...go be a cashier and see how you hand over change after helping hundreds of Bitchy customers for 8 hours straight. Your lucky we don't drop it on the floor. Lol
Women literally bleed from their g*nitals once a month, yet guys are manlier. 14 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
My mom is so hardcore. She is almost 60 and still has her period. Each month when she starts her period again....she cusses up a storm...as if her eggs will be intimidated enough to die.
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ChindÅgu 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Whatever. I would use the lipstick one. Putting lipstick on in the car would be awesome because of it. No more smears across my face. From clown to beauty queen. Lol
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This f*cking guy 15 comments
Ohmygod. 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That kid is only beautiful because of the parents! Id be like...hell yea! I made her bitches. Top that.
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Keep walking human 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Wtf.maybe the narrator described the dog as a cat because that's how cat lay on counters. It is a joke.
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Yeah kanye 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Haha! Yes! The kid is referring to the problem at Keynes concert. He stopped the whole show to yell at 2 kids that were in wheel chairs to Stand up or he wouldn't start the show.
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I just want to see that your trying 14 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Actually pedestrians always have the right away no matter what. We are always supposed to slow down.
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Dory's awesome 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
But don't you get it? It's not really like a phone call. It's a voice text. You can listen to it at your leisure. It's not as stressful as talking on the phone trying to keep the conversation flowing, a lot of people can't handle that kind of stress. And then, if you decided you wanted to text instead, you don't have to really doing anything but type away.
To all the girls out there 36 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I would rather give a vampire a bj than have the reason for my suffering become pointless.
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This is wrong in so many levels 38 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
For everybody saying that it wasn't her fault that they were riding their bikes so late and how was she supposed to see them and all that bull. She is a licensed driver. It's her RESPONSIBILITY to drive cautiously and saftly. ANYTHING over the speed limit is speeding okay? She was talking on her cell as well. This is 100% her fault. It doesn't matter what time it was when she hit them, she still hit them.
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Scariest gif ever seen 12 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That stairway looks just like my staircase from my old house in strathmore, ca
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Confession Bear at the store 1 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Well as a cashier I must tell you that our register shows us everything that you are scanning to make sure you are not stealing. Sorry to take away your small comfort. Btw I have never judged somebody for what they buy. I doubt many cashiers do, to be honest. Half of the time I don't even know what I'm scanning because it's normally really busy.
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