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You'd be surprised how many people that are qualified to do nothing, end up with higher paying jobs than other people.

We used to have a polydactyl. We sometimes called him Thumbcat.

That statue looks kind of done.

Who wants to have a Tea Potty?

Wouldn't the majority of them go stale before he got to them? I mean unless he ate a TON of them very quickly, or had help?

I believe that all people can be a**holes, no matter the gender, religion, sexual orientation, race, or even preference of French Fry style. They're all just part of one giant rainbow, if rainbows sucked and were for losers instead of winners.

Yeah no. When an American school serves something like chicken nuggets, you're lucky to get four of them. If it isn't the most disgusting thing they serve, they distribute sparingly.

No the struggle is real. That little adorable bastards eats up all the expensive food and sometimes doesn't leave much.

I use a mirror. I don't care for it.

Slytherin.

To answer the husband question, I think it varies. I'm gay and not married but my partner/boyfriend/significant other...whatever sounds less gay, has guns and knows how to properly use them, so he usually checks things out...and I'm usually anti-violence, but protective of my home and loved ones, so I would follow behind him with a knife, incase some one needs to be stabbed a little. Nobody is coming into my home uninvited unless they're unarmed and bringing gifts.

I wanted her to say "Why don't you ask your wardrobe department, Wendy." Just because sometimes you gotta make that bacon sizzle.

I do not care for the gentleman with the snake. I do not know him, but I don't see us getting along.

I'm gonna get beat up for this, but I've never found it in good taste to insult someone over something they can't help. I'd rather call someone out on their actions.

Was it me? Did I get a puppy?!?! The suspense is killing me.

That looks really super comfortable. My workday would definitely bebefit from a splinter in the ass.

With those hands, he's more like Wreck-It Ralph.

Ouch. That hurt.

I feel like Kermit and Miss Piggy deserve better.

"Please take one dyslexia up to three times daily"

I take more of an issue with his pants. To each their own.

I like that Florida appears to be completely submerged in water. I guess I'm dead then.

It's called the Apple Watch not the iWatch. Just like how it is called an iPod Touch, not an iTouch.

I love when you see what used to be high-end in the past. Especially when it is completely unusable even as a barebones machine now lol.

I don't like beer. Buy me pizza. I also accept thank-you's, and shiny objects.

Cats will not attack you, however...I have to lock treats away or the cats will find them in the cabinet, rip open the bag, and eat them all.

I think this should apply to any job that involves "customer service." Also I love the old lady with that look of "This b*tch for real? Arguing over pudding?"

This Just seems like pure evil and I will take no part in it. BE GONE SATAN!!

Yes...it is a resolution also known as full HD. It applies to TVs, Monitors, phones, anything with a screen.

What magical Taco Bell is this, in which they say "tacotastic" or like don't stare at you like you're from outer space? I feel like I've been robbed.

She's pretty obnoxious.

I admire creative costumes versus "sexy kitty" or "sexy bus driver" or "sexy custodian" costumes.

He released an album a few years ago.

My least favorite part are the forum members who give you an attitude about using google or tell you that you're in the wrong area instead of posting anything useful to anyone. Rules are rules, but have some manners. That has never happened to me, but I've seen it done to others and it irks me.

Yeah, I like this little pop-up and I can't see how it hurts anyone, but to each their own.

There are 10 women there, which one is the jerk that wouldn't recommend Dave?

I find him annoying, unfunny, and unoriginal but good for him for not giving up and apparently he has a fan base that likes him. I don't get why people have to be so rude. If you don't like something just don't watch it.

I agree. He can't even.

I know plenty of people that I'd love to replace with cats. I will not be subscribing to your ideology. No thank you sir or madam. Not today.

If only this had been the case for Carrie. We see what happened there at prom.

You know what would be just HILARIOUS? The deformed and injured genitals of the person who tries this with me. I don't get some people's sense of humor at all.

I'm really glad I wasn't the only one who got creepy ass vibes from this.

I'm so tired of the unrealistic beauty standards for showers.