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Headphones are a must 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But it's in Japanese.
Fair enough ! The dress is cute btw 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm going to call exaggeration; workplaces that bother to mandate pants also have guidelines for skirt/dress length (because pants only on men but allowable short skirts on women can be deemed creating a sexually hostile environment) and the dude is not wearing a professional-length appropriate dress.
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This pleases the soul 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because vets are a very proud people and it often takes humility/great strength to accept help.
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I said no hooman 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bad bad hooman
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Meowdy, pardner 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So cute! Meowdy!!!
It's a shame 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's quality of life as well.
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Presenting action hero gramps 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Way to go Gramps- welcome home
Probably me in 14 years 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah unfortunately for me my hair is the equivalent of book Hermione’s hair and it is not changing anytime soon. The worst part is my hair was fine, just wavy and pretty till I turned 11 and it’s been a crazy frizzy curly mess ever since.
2 years 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
At that point, just let her whole line die out.
Rest in pieces 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yo Papi, who sending you dick pics?
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What plane goes to bikini bottom? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Last ticket I bought cost 1000$
Omg take me bacccck 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oof
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There's hope for us, fellow gers. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is he orange now
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What’s in a word. 61 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s not breaking the law to seek asylum is s basic human right stated by the UN in which the US is apart of..
Holy gasoline batman 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Easy enough to check. "OK, show us your car, and give me the keys so I can check the fuel level."
Public libraries don’t get enough love 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's really nice for them to supply all that stuff, but isn't there a certain amount of waste? I get that someone who doesn't have toothpaste might also need deodorant, but if a woman prefers pads or tampons, isn't the other one going to be discarded? Or is it better to have both than to have to ask for things like that separately? Or is the cost small compared to being able,to give out one thing that works for all?
And for the schnitzel of course! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some are fewer than three away.
What do you think of this beautiful and spacious deck? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It would be better with a slide instead of stairs
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She licked icecream buckets and bragged about it on social media...They finally got her 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Every one wants their 15 seconds of fame
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"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
clearly the heart shape ring is for proposal
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I would definitely go to see Jason Momoa as Ariel 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I mean Hawaii = Atlantis. Mamoa is king of Hawaii, therefore he is Aquaman. Simple math
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Alright. Removed watermark, kept the cabbage. How bou dah? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well you learn something new everyday. -\(°+°) /-
The old gods and the new demand that women hide themselves 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Forcing someone to uncover and humiliating her for covering herself is the same thing though. Let people wear whatever they like, covered or uncovered! We hold different values! Let it be like that. It's none of our business!
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This pleases the soul 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is the vet thing relevant? Would he leave another 96 year old to handle it himself?
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Because that's what real heroes do 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Murrica
Eagle Aurora over Norway 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Didn't realize there was oil in Norway
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Hell's kitchen 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Joke's on you. I like pineapple on pizza
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Clever advertisement 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Give that marketing team a bonus!
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What’s in a word. 61 comments
guest · 5 years ago
when you are arrested, you are stripped of your rights. when i was in a county jail for 6 months, i worked as a "trustee" for 14 hour days for 50 cents an hour and one free haircut a month.
The old gods and the new demand that women hide themselves 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But this issue goes the other way around too, I choose to wear a hijab and people still think I'm brainwashed or value my opinion as less just because of my faith. I don't think faith and education are exclusive things that cannot exist together. If people just called it oppression when a government is enforcing it down someone's throat I completely understand, but that's not what happens. Almost a 100% of the time, when I see posts on oppression and how backwards "muslim culture" is, it is never about actual islam and while loosely based on a country or two that takes things beyond what God has asked of us, it conveniently fails to mention that. I live in a 100% muslim nation that practices shariah law. The government funds my degree in Computer Science. We aren't oppressed because of just our faith. We are oppressed in countries where people act like animals. You don't help us by attacking what we wear, you help us by rallying against the actual people that DO attack girls.
Everybody 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If I had time in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do.
Don't be dramatic 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can ride at night if there is moon or starlight and in full darkness if the horse knows the route
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"Normalized" 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you vote for Trump, it doesn't matter what snowflake label you identify with.
Hell's kitchen 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love it
Holy shit my ass burnt off 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That would be Omaha.
I always consider taking sleeping pills to knock myself to sleep everytime I board a 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I once looked out my window and there was a man on the wing of the plane!
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True jedi 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That was a lame ass excuse to why he sucks at fighting.
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Fair enough ! The dress is cute btw 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What was his job though? Perhaps wearing pants is a safety precaution. Many jobs utilizing chemicals (like pesticides) or welding require full pants and long sleeve shirts for safety.
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Ahhh timing 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
just wanna add that this is literally one of their principles: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_original_research
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p*rnhub 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
自拍
This guy dodged a bullet 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The commenter is correct about the attitude but yea I’d have to compromise with Chili’s because Applebee’s is crap. I worked there and yea, noooo. I know what happens
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Fabulous, darling 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
lol love it
Calvin needs his own section 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I bet it took a long time to find a Calvin and Hobbes that wasn’t funny.
This guy dodged a bullet 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Applebees is the nickleback of food.
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I always consider taking sleeping pills to knock myself to sleep everytime I board a 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Continuation)) be how it works, the lady next to me was extremely nervous and breathing hard and I'd be lying if I said I also wasn't nervous, well ten minutes pass and the lights all come back on and our beloved pilot returns over the intercom "Sorry about the delay everyone but the warning light has gone off and we should be good to go." Within minutes we where in the air and that is still the only flight I have never been able to sleep on, for those who are wondering, yes we made it to Paris fine.
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I always consider taking sleeping pills to knock myself to sleep everytime I board a 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So I had been in Africa traveling the continent for over a month I was the only American on the tour, thus being alone at an airport in Nairobi Kenya for my first flight before landing in Paris and then heading back to the States. Boarding and all went fine, we where all seated a d fine but we had been sitting for a solid five mins not too bad, we started moving down the runway before pulling along to a little side road ( not quite sure how accurate that description is because it was dark and had no idea what the airport layout was) and parked. We sat there for a good ten mins when what I presume was the pilot came over the intercom to say, "Sorry for the delay everyone, one of the engine lights are red and saying that it has a problem, since an airplane is a giant computer we're just gonna turn the plain off for ten minutes then start it back up and see if that fixes." As the intercom cuts off all the lights and everything went off just darkness and I was like this can't possibly
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This guy dodged a bullet 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just had a look at what Applebee’s is. The food looks pretty good. To be honest, she sounds like a stuck up bitch. It's pretty funny that no matter how much money some people get, they'll never have any class.
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Riddle me this 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
GRAPE - GR = ape GRAPE- G and - E = Rap!!
Alright, yesterday 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also the world's smallest man.
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