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"Why was Hitler hit with a baseball ?" 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah, but he killed he guy who killed the guy who killed he guy who's killed hitler

For those girls out there, eager to get married 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Doesn't mean u can't do it, just give them Pepsi afterwards and u can drink the coke

Getting people to like you isn't that hard 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This one is a mallard, and I believe the other is?

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I want to read it but at the same time I don't 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Heard*

I want to read it but at the same time I don't 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

HEARS YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

Politically correct 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Can't you just say African? Or Africa European?

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Feeling left out is horrible... 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship

*PRESSES THE BUTTON SO MUCH THAT IT BREAKS* oops 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Things* damn autocorrect

*PRESSES THE BUTTON SO MUCH THAT IT BREAKS* oops 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No, you click the button to have those Higgs come true, if not, you click he words "I will not"

I am batman 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No there was this challenge were you text your s.o. "I haven't been completely honest with you" and then post a screen shot of their replies. They are already dating...

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Lord forgive me 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

After all, you are a soulless Pegasus

This is the only unsolicited advice I give 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well maybe they are giving you advice so you DONT turn out like them...

Because both encourage unhealthy behaviour 53 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You should think about their health whether you find unhealthy beautiful or not, because guess what, your offspring and the rest of your line will hold those genes for unhealthiness.

What it looks like inside of Deadmau5's mau5 head 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Am i the only one who pronounces it dead-mau-five

My OCD hormones are raging 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Im pretty sure this person didnt even have OCD

I hope so 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

holy crap that's rare... cuz they have and could kill a gazillion people and i'd still love them. They could be the fucking villain and id die for them.

Simple as that 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah but that would be wasting food... did you see the post above this?

My Friend Was Peeling an Orange and Decided to Make the World 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You're shitting me...

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First person to buy an iPhone 6 immediately drops it 23 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh god that's awful... if i was the store owner or whatever i would give him a replacement for free. Poor guy...

Pay attention! 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

In my history class, we were talking about women's jobs in earlier times which were basically just cooking and housework, and these two douches next to me were being so rude and just saying things like "get in the kitchen" and it made me so mad.
I just totally lost any sense of respect i had for those two guys.

Bermuda triangle's graveyard 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Weren't these found washed up tho?

Figured this out way too late 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why can't they call me first? Tell it to them, if they don't call me first, no one will hang out with them. I don't understand this logic, why can't they be the ones calling me. Why does it always have to be me, every single time. It's like no one even wants to hang out with me...

There's something on your face... 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How do you even do that?
Isn't that just cake?

I'm not a guy but I still think this is important to remember 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah but no ones gunna pull your pants down and measure it.
Breast are out in the open, and the media takes advantage of that.

Are they really that prolific a problem? 34 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Im in America and I've never even heard of anyone in my state getting them

Now I just smell like an alcoholic sock 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

well, sweat smell is caused by bacteria interacting with your sweat, so putting hand sanitizer is kind of a good solution.

Utterly disgusting. 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

666 LIKES

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Diagram of a corgi 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's looks more like 30% head, 60% but

I just wanna see 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You need a permit. And they don't give it to anyone, you have to be like a wildlife rescuer or something.
If I'm wrong, correct me

I just wanna see 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When you're at the movie theaters and a tall guy sits infront of you

I'll get that for you! 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh my god that cat is smart is it weird that I'm a little scared for humanity

Breadominoes 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What? Nooo!

Aww, that's so amazing, congratul...Wait, what? 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Haha I agree with the second guest, what's the point of saying that.

Why do girls do this?? 36 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah that's disturbing and weird. I'd call them a creep

When I accidentally switched my monitor's OSD to Spanish 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It made me die laughing... Until I realized I hadn't even smiled.
I died inside my head, tho.

These Norwegian forest cats 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh my god they are so fluffy and pretty I wanna squish them :3

I'm sorry 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Uh mmm that water is gunna freeze again then ur gunna have a drive way full of ice.

Update: It was delicious 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You uneducated lump, in case you've never seen people in your life, there are something's called shorts, you should try them. Awesome for hot weather.

Roadtrips 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well that escalated quickly

Cigarettes and tampons 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah but a tampon is a fucking nessecity and cigarettes burn ur lungs just think about that.

Anti date rape drug nail polish 44 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah, better to get a cold than be raped.
And you can always wash ur hands.
Seriously, I don't understand why people don't treat others like humans.
Our whole planet is just a land of war, and cruelty.
Hopefully in the future it will be better, as there are people like this trying
To make it a better place.

Oh shit 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I think the person she stole from was also a girl who has no intention and would be disgusted to see that.

Be back by 12 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well that was....unexpected.

Lemur on your baby 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Still, that bacteria on it can harm someone as young as her

Where are you?!? 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Toungue* damn autocorrect