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Spot the vegan 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm not so sure. It's been 11 hours already.
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The Aloe polyphylla plant 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Another exquisite example of the Fibonacci sequence.
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Jew or Nazi robot 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, not Jewish. Called svastika in Sanskrit and manji in Japanese, it is a symbol of auspiciousness in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.
Jew or Nazi robot 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes. The swastika is over 3000 years old. Before the nazi regime completely and utterly desecrated it, it was a sacred symbol for luck and good fortune.
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Found this legend on a toilet in Istanbul 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I like how the fonts keep getting smaller.
Boss: "We need to add another item to the 'Do Not Flush' list."
Janitor: "What now? Someone's ex?"
Boss: ..........
Janitor: "Really?"
Friendly giants 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This happened to me. Not more than a week after I got married, my wife called me at work. She had found a feral kitten (about 2 months old according to the vet) and lured her into the house with bowls of cream and wanted to know if we could keep her. She was starving and scruffy and had huge ears. For some reason she latched onto me. If I stretched out on the couch, she was on my stomach. If I was on the floor reading a book, she was on my back. She walked around the block with me. We named her Topaz. She flew across the country with us when we moved to San Francisco and rode with us when we moved to Seattle. She lived to be almost 18. I miss her still.
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Two Types of People 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I just googled Yandex.
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it's guy, howard you stubborn monkey 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Gorgeous
Just did this, music was too loud and I didn't hear if the vaccum 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know about you, but my vacuum cleaner has a headlight.
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The First Lady of Cameroon has achieved super saiyan 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Looks like the '80s just reached Cameroon.
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Do they even know how to drive? *honk* 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What are you waiting for, a written invitation?
yeah, they should really tell Candy... 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mandy, Andy, Candy........Dandy.
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Just a Reptile lover passing by 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Look at the FANGS man!
Amen 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Jesus the son of God?
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Children 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Your son, I understand him completely.
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Commercial Break Bingo 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hawking drugs with side effects more dangerous than the problem they may or may not cure and ambulance chasers offering lawsuits
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Wet food for life 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My chemistry teacher had 3 pit bulls that were some of the greatest dogs I've had the pleasure of knowing. I would wrestle with all of them and never had any fear of being harmed. The favorite thing for one of them was to drag a tree out of the woods and hang from it while we ran around the yard with the tree on our shoulders. I do miss those shenanigans.
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Girls be like 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dude, run.
Haven't found mine yet 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Ship who Sang
Didn't go as planned. 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you resign, you can't collect unemployment.
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First world problems 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sciencebean
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This is a Concept Violin. 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you. That was my first thought as well; looks like a Klingon weapon.
oh ireland 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ha! I read that, clicked off and scrolled on to the next post. Then I got the joke.
*hits blunt* 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Orb
So are the job requirements in this new station 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is this a Fox subsidiary?
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Surely I'm not the only one! 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ducks!
Ring ring 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Cleavage
Those poor smokestacks 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Those are cooling towers.
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The last ride of the death train 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What really pisses me off is, even with all the photographic evidence, there are now people claiming that the Holocaust never happened.
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Day 127 of your daily dose of cute: So many little oinkers!! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do you not have a scroll wheel on your mouse?
For God's Sake 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh.... Wait.... Now they are called 'Marine Animal Rescue'. Apparently whales don't want to associated with this.
For God's Sake 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Call the Whale Rescue Team!
For God's Sake 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Spray it with water so it doesn't dry out!
Suddenly Jurassic Park is no longer as scary... I do feel much safer now 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not the T-Rex you need to worry about, it's the Raptors.
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Let's be honest 61 comments
guest · 9 years ago
@thehatman, if I recall correctly, when she was running against Obama, the Bilderberg Group met and she suddenly dropped out of the race, becoming a non-option.
They want us to what? 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*ceases
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Butt strength 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I do hope that is Ryan's phone.
I wish I would have known 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Look, a knuckle dragger.
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Save the plants! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Found the alien shapeshifter
Save the plants! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Found the vegan
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Dat feeling 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're doing it wrong.
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The Terran Test 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Found the alien shapeshifter
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when i go to kill a bug and it starts flying 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And how, pray tell, did you acquire one of those?
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Seeing new races for the first time 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oooooh!
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Many things have been thought of 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know. Last time I was in a sauna it was with my girlfriend, several of her friends and my best friend with his girlfriend and several of her friends. This was in February and I spent half the time jumping in the river "for health reasons".
when i have a bad horoscope 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is that the "Leave Britney alone" kid?
Google 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Inconsistent tanning lotion application.
Just one day.. 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*sites
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Just one day.. 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As the webmaster of several sights, I am doing this.
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Resting killer face 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You are not alone.
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