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Ingredients: 1 vehicle in working order, $2-$7 based on bread preference, at least 15 minutes, patience to deal with idiot people. 1.) Drive to store. Don't hit any other vehicles or people. 2.) Park. Don't hit any other vehicles or people. 3.) Walk to bread isle. Don't punch anyone. Select bread you desire. 4.) See empty spot on shelf. Settle for different bread. 5.) Wait in line for 15 minutes while geriatric writes check on front of you. 6.) Try not to grimace when cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for. Pay. 7.) Return home without hitting any other vehicles or people. Make sandwich