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guest · 9 years ago

Aahhahaha I apoligize, to the people who don't get this,
Hoes (farming kind) can be crafted using different materials, but since you don't use them very often, it's a waste to craft them using diamond.

-laughs- -sobs hysterically- 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This happens to me all the time, like, I'll find a new band and two days later hey will break up. Like wtf guys, let me enjoy ur music.

Simpler times 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Then your liver will be shit in a few years.

*insert clever title here* 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Insert rebuttal witty comment here

One of these things is not like the other 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Your comment actually made me laugh more than usual. Thanks

Parenting 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I like how the official police comments police sirens.

Ya feel 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

TOO BAD. THIS IS ONLINE AN D YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER. (Continues agueing)

Coral!!!! 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And by that I mean blowing more air out my nose then usual.

Maaaggiiiccc 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

How easy is to deal with women 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That's not feministy, that's called thinking. But (even though I am a girl, and generalizing posts like this piss me off a bit), this is funsubstance and we all come here to laugh, right?

These huge whales sleep straight up and down 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How do they breath

This n*gga has his priorities 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The other dude doesn't have pants

Father of the Year 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or mother.

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choosing side 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why are is an unmade bed such a big deal. I literally never make my bed unless we have guests over.

Joke of the Day 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

But what if she wakes up in her grave?!

Advanced brushing 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No that's how many he's gone through

Preach, sister 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah but there was a girlfriend version too. Both sides should realize this problem.

And sniffing the fumes will make you high 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm looking at this at a little past five am.

Never fails 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's obviously the guy with the hat in the back

Calm down Hazel Grace, it's a metaphor 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*when people tell you not to do something*
*does more of thing*
*middle finger*

The spirit of pac-man 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeaaaaaah. So like maybe there's this guy, and he's being haunted. And then he figures out they're after him because of something horrible he did in the past, so now he has to repay them/ make them stop by collecting the souls of the ghosts( or something to represent the white balls). And he only has a number of days before they finally track him down and kill him.

Celebrity crush 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I know right? I would be so happy if my brain invented someone, expecially sassy like him, lol. Cuz, you know... Hehe, I don't really have friends...

This brought me joy. 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Cue heavy shaky breathing noise thing

Its good for the soul 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's costs energy and I'm too lazy sooooo

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When you can’t find your shoes 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When you can't find your grammar so you just use the closest word you can think of.

Scariest story ever. 67 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I FUCKING HATE THOSE. YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND. half way through my stomach will start twisting and my vision gets foggy and I feel so nauseous and I can't breath and fuck this huge amount of pressure cuz all the other girls got 30 something and I'm not even at 18 yet and everyone's watching and shit did that guy just say he got 60 what is he made of.

Can't get help 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You stole my damn comment.

Would you push the button? 124 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Haha yeah my parents aren't from America so I was blessed with an exotic sounding name that everyone Americanizes and it sucks.

Dyrus 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No homo .

Vinegar egg 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Its gunna smell soooo fucking bad. I did this for my science project, I swear I almost threw up.

Big Is a Relative Term 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Cue hamster eating banana pic

Damn cat gets me every time 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My cat's so fucking sweet I can literally pet him anywhere (except for his feet, he hates that) and he just purrs. He's really weird.

Pakour studio 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

How do you do parkour if you need a wheelchair...

Fat guy problems 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

They aren't photo swapped, she's probs just wearing a sports bra.

That's oddly sweet 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I know twelve year olds are stupid but they're smarter than that...

I dont know what to put in here 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hahahhaha trick question I'm straight.

Canadian love story 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

The thing is, you don't fuck up in the first place.

No sneaky for you.... 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

What I'm an American and my laptop charger has no holes in the metal parts. Neither do my apple product chargers... So my moms gunna have some trouble xD

How a heart pumps blood 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It's happening inside you right now

Jimmy's muslim friend 15 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Dude, let me just tell you. In Islam, It is a SIN to kill. If you murder someone, you go straight to hell when you die, no exceptions. Why do you think it would ever be okay to kill someone because of their religion? Look at how many Muslims are killed and harassed every day because of their religion. Why don't you actually try to read the Quran, maybe you'll see what Islam is really about: peace.

sad but true.. 34 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Not if you can see more then half of their buttcheeks

You add the red!!! 16 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Is it weird that I wanna try these...

Someone get the popcorn 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Just post a video saying it's you.

Bear Logic for humans playing dead 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Cause they don't scavenge for food, they only eat fresh.

Why do you sleep? 1 comments

guest · 10 years ago

"I like your purple thing"

Yes, "cool" 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Yeah the teachers basically love the cool kids. Idek why it's so unfair. Sadly I am one of the introverted background kids and don't get much attention,

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Looks can be deceiving 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My life in two sentences.

Come on jacob 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That's cool. I wish I could even imagine someone going to prom with me, let alone ask,

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Tactical shitstorm inbound 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Yeah but religious people don't either. Just a couple of maniacs who won't let things be.

You better not be single 5 comments