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FEET!

He looks like a lightbulb. Bet he's real bright!

Was this really a thing?

Giant isopods. Roly polies of the sea.

This is not a true story. They're just using the most obsolete pictures of Africa that they can find. Everyone is ignorant of their actual developed cities, which are huge by the way.

The strange thing is that if they didn't call out the attack name it would just be too weird.

This would not make him a scumbag, just oblivious.

While I understand some people just don't like rats, comparing a pet rat like these cuties to some feral street rat is completely unfair. That's like comparing a domesticated dog to a wild wolf!

MONEY!

What if you like both?

So people will "love thy neighbor" when it comes to an inanimate object, then go around hating everyone else. Logic.

Pokemon

Why is it so hard for people to be civil?

Not true. In the old episodes they showed a mongoose, chicken, and even regular fish. Old concept art also featured a regular dog and a kitten.

Considering most "hunting" in this society is done at the drive thru at McDonald's, I'm sure most vegetarians are not particularly concerned by this.

The good news is that SpongeBob can't actually die. If someone were to chop him in half with an axe, he'd just pick up his other half and reattach himself.

They look like artists getting ready to paint.

What's terrifying about a fruit bat?

I remember this scene, but can't remember the show.

Now I get why Ritchie's Charmander was named Zippo.

WANT!

Teleport. I'd never be late to work again! But it would have to be controlled consciously, so you don't teleport in your sleep and wake up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

well they have to defend themselves someway...

I wanted a dog since that age.

This gif goes perfectly to the beat of Macklemore's thrift shop.

It would be funnier if he said it was the "cat's pajamas."

The schoolbus is magic because it can transform with absolutely no explanation of how it is even remotely possible.

God I miss Rugrats.

Hey its QWOP!

Supposedly these dogs and corgis have a shared ancestry.

Does that mean Barney from How I Met Your Mother has to go too?

I'd be a freaking shape-shifter!!!!

Hunter!

1. Ash's Pikachu is unusually strong for its species.
2. Meowth is not the only talking Pokémon.
3. Meowth can't even fight and gets his ass kicked every episode.

I'd keep it.

I don't get it.

That's the same type of monkey from the movie Rio.

WANT!

I agree! Whose freakin' idea was it to replace wondrous sand with pointy splinters! You can't make a sand castle out of splinters!!!!

Boomer!

I always thought it was a butt.

Charger!

Is the frog and cat thing real?

Like when the damn tank shows up in Left 4 Dead and you can't see it and suddenly you find your character flying off the roof!