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He probably started the first sentence read it and went "Crap I probably shouldn't have written in pen, Oh well, I can't mess this up any more. What could possibly go wrong?"

It's from that whispered cookie, cream fight commercial during the superbowl last year. It's about a fight breaking out about whether the cookie or cream of the Oreo is better.

I know! They don't wear green.

Now we need modern people for the modern world...

Good job satan