The SUV owner was trying to escape the police after barricading himself inside his home. He back out not knowing the police parked their cruiser up against the door to keep him from make a run. He was arrested quite easily.

Seems like a cartoon version of the Coneheads.

How long after you retired were you able to pay off your student loans?

Horsedoodle. No shedding and hypoallergenic.

I was not aware that Patrick was left tentacled [?]

More please?

See what Meth does to you kids??? Not pretty huh?

I was into this artist years ago before they went mainstream. Saw them first at Woodstock.

OUR parents aren't home???

Bet his neighbors enjoy it too.

Waitress comes over. "What can I get you?" Just a glass of salt water please.

Every drug store does this. I am 6'4" tall and it is hell to get down there when my back hurts.

I hate it when someone parks their camel and it is over the line! I think I am going to let the air out of his hump.

Most of my work days seem like this.

FINALLY found my spirit animal!

Looks like the tracker beam they used to pull her up to the spacecraft reshaped her head.

The kitten is kinda cute, but the dog.....

Looks like he would not get hurt if hit by the shampoo bottle. He is well padded as I am.