Not the same girl. If you saw the whole picture in the after photo she has small calves and skinny ankles. If you have been heavy for any amount of time those calf muscles get big and strong. They don't go down in size after you lose weight. TMI?

Natural selection. Bobby never made it back to our school. I heard he died.

I wonder how much the therapy will cost him?

"a flash crowd of angry significant others" Love your idea and the visual!

Tennis rackets in his belt??

Why is she wearing a hair piece?? Also it is not a very good one.

They had us in the first half....

Plant a couple of those out front and they will keep those pesky kids off my lawn.

I like the look of your new GF better. Seems more down to Earth.

My plan for world domination begins with marshmallows.

The one I use is "Did you bring the lube?" Saying it really loud. Cracks ME up everytime.

i'm sorry but which one is which??

"many pelts for dressing"

Denise

After you wake up and grab a cup of coffee, do you go out there and enjoy you morning wood?

I wonder if he is trying to attract women or men. Maybe just showing off.

Except for Deniro's teeth.

More like 30 years. Hey, I was cute in middle school!

Someone assembled him wrong. Have to read the instruction guys.