"Refill their bladder" I have not laughed that hard in awhile.

Catdoodle. Non-shedding and low dander. From $3000 and up depending on color.

We, the USA, wish to buy your collection of whale vertebrae. Please don't say this is "absurd".

I have the 90 lb version of this dog [Standard Poodle]. Does that make me the ultimate hoe?

GREAT show.

Good thing I ate dinner three hours ago.

Not the same girl. If you saw the whole picture in the after photo she has small calves and skinny ankles. If you have been heavy for any amount of time those calf muscles get big and strong. They don't go down in size after you lose weight. TMI?

Natural selection. Bobby never made it back to our school. I heard he died.

I wonder how much the therapy will cost him?

"a flash crowd of angry significant others" Love your idea and the visual!

Tennis rackets in his belt??

Why is she wearing a hair piece?? Also it is not a very good one.

They had us in the first half....

Plant a couple of those out front and they will keep those pesky kids off my lawn.

I like the look of your new GF better. Seems more down to Earth.

My plan for world domination begins with marshmallows.

The one I use is "Did you bring the lube?" Saying it really loud. Cracks ME up everytime.

i'm sorry but which one is which??

"many pelts for dressing"

Denise