Mornings be like 8 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
No, your wife has to get up much earlier then you to brew your coffee and make your breakfast. Only on the weekends does see need to serve it to you in bed. Oh wait. This isn't the 1950s is it? Never mind.
Mornings be like 8 comments
What a cute couple 4 comments
That fridge best stay where it is 2 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
It comes to your room, opens the door, turns on the light, looks around for five minutes, closes the door, and leaves. Comes back in ten minutes, opens the door, turns on the light....
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Give me your best unexplainable pictures! 4 comments
A normal hotel corridor in Russia 6 comments
Crappy car design 7 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
WELL, everybody says it is "dry heat" in Arizona so it really isn't as hot as the temperature is. WELL, it is "dry heat" in my oven too.
Crappy car design 7 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
Look up "melted ice cream truck" to see what happens in Arizona. Happened right outside of Scottsdale. I was there that day. Honest.
Crappy car design 7 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
They were next to a car that was on fire. The sun only softens cars in Arizona does not melt them very often.
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The best superpower 5 comments
The curly cat 13 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
Catdoodle. Non-shedding and low dander. From $3000 and up depending on color.
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Whale vertebrae lying on a lake bed in Svalbard, Norway 9 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
We, the USA, wish to buy your collection of whale vertebrae. Please don't say this is "absurd".
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Oh grandma 7 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
I have the 90 lb version of this dog [Standard Poodle]. Does that make me the ultimate hoe?
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That fat is pure muscle 10 comments
connerboy2
· 4 years ago
Usually don't keep your breasts when you lose that much weight. Try to find the full length picture and look at her new legs. They are way too skinny. I could be wrong. Happened once before.
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