Detroit?

So you are baiting them with Click?

The 12 fingers bother me a little. How old do I have to be to get 12 wrinkly finmgers?

You two go get a womb...

I would use this coin in a vending machine and still not get my candy bar.

Two can play at this game.

She will be in the bathroom 24/7.

Impressive work!

Worth $1.3 billion on the street. The boat is supposedly owned by J.P. Morgan. Interesting...

Safe sex.

I like his burger.

WHAT do I squeeze to make her honk? IF I can get past the knife, that is.

That is nothing. Our rescue cat spent four weeks behind the dryer. She came out, found out we had a large Golden Retriever, and went back behind the dryer for two more weeks. The cat and dog became best friends.

49 states. Pluto isn't a state anymore.

Since no one gets within six feet of me I have stretched my shower schedule out to once a week now. Saving water and the earth.

He was 5'9", he is now 6'3".

He was 5'9", he is now 6'3".

They are wonderful dogs. 45 mph couch potatoes.

Sent to the nurse's office. Given an ice pack.

At my table with my GF, the "Stupid Question Charges" would exceed the cost of the entrees.