No reason to tie you down. You are not going anywhere, it would seem....

My girlfriend told me she loves my big cock more than any of my friends.

That EL MUSCO has met his match....

I would put him in my house and if someone comes to visit, we don't mention the elephant in the room. Simple....

I love this! Thanks...

COVER YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!!!

I just played Pong with an old friend!

She just came out of the catacomb....

Of what???

Reese's....

Is the 26-year-old using a Pear computer and drinking a beer???

Where does your baggage go? That is the real mystery...

Deep fried candy bars...

That should screw with them!

Have you seen "Enter the Fist" movie? SLIGHTLY different twist in the movie version...

i exclaimed when i saw the light!

I am confused. Which one is the drawing? This guy is GOOD.

Will it stop a buffet?

Detroit?

So you are baiting them with Click?

The 12 fingers bother me a little. How old do I have to be to get 12 wrinkly finmgers?

You two go get a womb...

I would use this coin in a vending machine and still not get my candy bar.

Two can play at this game.