Ow, the back pain.

(。⌒∇⌒)。 true.

It was over a year ago!

Yes

Muscle weights a lot. Think, like, bodybuilders and stuff.

I kind of want coolpie's brother to get an account. This comment thread was interesting. (And I agree with dave90000, me and my brother still pull stuff like this on each other)

Having lived in SoCal most of my life, every time a palm tree grows something, picture or not, I just stare at it in something close to fear. I apologize.

I've spent the last 5 hours working with 3D models,so to me the shadows on it look fake and computer generated because the lighting is a bit different.

Though common, this one apparently doesn't have a name.

The insect one is called something different, if I remember correctly
*looks it up*
Formicophilia is the one for insects. Now if you excuse me, I need to go cry a little.

Paradise Lost. The actual Bible is about a thousand pages long. I can't memorize that.

Nah, the discussion was fine, it's just that I've read the book several times, so...

Back to the guest comment, um, the line
"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n,"
from John Milton's Paradise Lost is the reason for that. Which is weird, because it's pretty much a fanfic.

Banana Trees don't grow well in most of the northern hemisphere, so no. Not usually.

yes

Helen Keller was blind and deaf because of an illness. Anne Frank was normal, aside from being Jewish during WW2. They are different people. ...Also, blind people can write books too, Helen Keller wrote several.

I'm scared.

Ok, so #2, supposing it were physically possible, it would take that amount of time to go through a hole of that distance. While falling.
And #7, "like Earth" usually means similarly sized planets (.8-3 "earths" sized. I don't remember the actual...size requirements), that exist within habitable distance of the sun, and are made of similar materials.
...if I remember right.

I'd still eat it.

Call yourselves "The Executive's Order" ...(Wait, that's not funny)

No. Poison his food~

Pigs actually end up pretty big if you let them grow. I found a big one behind my grandmother's house when I was three and it scared the crap outta me.