"Oh my god, my lips are all sticky! What were you wearing! Why doesn't it taste like fruit!"

There are turn signals for vehicles that don't have turn signals. Like bikes. There is no excuse

NO. *backs away in disgust* Not again.

The other person died.

Back before ballpoint pens were invented? And pencils were shit? Yes. I mean, what would you have them write with? Sticks ? Quils? The only decent writing instrument was a fountain pen!

fake earthquake? controlled smoke bombs?

It's from Portal. The first one. You were promised a cake, but there is none, so "the cake is a lie"

They've graduated.

Terrible advice.

I bet his fiddling was shit... just like his rule! (I'm sorry, that was lame)

Sorry~.

With the end of the most recent ninja war, they need the money...

I could offer a Crunchyroll guest pass, if he wants to see some of it in HD, but I don't remember how much those last...

Now I'm scared to look.

Sims 2. Find Nervous Subject, he's the only one who's survived.

26 episodes with the S2 OVA...

But he's just swimming free!
(I dunno, dude, it could be both)

The drink kind-of...weakens the peel, and makes it all soft and stuff. Or, they could just put a pressure hose in through the hole to wash/peel the pear before filling it. IDK.

what we used to do is get like, a pool skimmer or a fish/butterfly net and scoop them out, then put them on something to dry. Now we just cover the pool, but still.

not before hurting other people