cookiejar5051

cookiejar5051


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Warren is a Realist 3 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Guess he doesn't want to be cremated then...
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Best birthday present 17 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Of course not! That is waaaay neater than my best handwriting! :(
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I'm subscribing to this kid 13 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Happy very early birthday!
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I'm subscribing to this kid 13 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
With their nose maybe. (Or bill?)
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(insert science joke) 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
What is the point of crossing out the names? I can still read them...
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O-O 18 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I just questioned every thing I've ever known.
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What if... 19 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
This disturbs on a deep level. But, you know, it's FS so I was kinda expecting that.
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Yea, what now? 8 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I think the stupidity made me sick! :(
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Came up with this myself 8 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
You got that right guest!
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No! This is patrick! 2 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
No it's a bee! Or maybe a bat...
An*lfisting 8 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I immediately thought of an advertisement for lubricant. "Special lube so you can enjoy all the wonders of Analfisting! without the pain!"
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boulder opal from Australia 19 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Lol. Much...
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That Moment When All Hell Is About To Break Lose 1 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Happens with my pencil all the time!:)
Ok to pool 6 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Lol, once, my phone auto corrected yaaaaaay to yams. It was like, "hey we are having tacos for dinner tonight!" - "yams!" - "but we are having tacos, and I thought you hated yams"
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Unspoken rule 6 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Could've used this post before all the band-aids!
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Mermaid empowerment 11 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Well of course, how else should the mermaids populate their population?
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Made this mistake too many times 18 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
But... I wanted to work at Chipotle! Oh well... :(
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boulder opal from Australia 19 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
It could release a toxic gas if handled incorrectly, or be radioactive... It's Australia, you never know.
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Saggy pants 10 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Personally, I actually see girls sag at my school, although not THAT much, and I find it disgusting! I believe they just do it for attention. It's not even a few, actually. It's like 1/4 of the girls. :(
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Get out of there lil n*gga 11 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Well duh...that's the obvious choice! :)
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Whole life has been a lie 11 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I would've! Go blue!
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Sphinx riddle 7 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
*high fives back* yay we so smartier than all every people!
Sphinx riddle 7 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Yah I know, I was trying to simplify it. (4 legs in morning, baby crawling, 2 legs at noon, an adult walking, and 3 legs in the afternoon, elderly person with a cane :)
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My teacher's iphone case 3 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I want a teacher like that. :(
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