cookiejar5051

cookiejar5051


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Deep dentist words 8 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Were can one get a dentist like this? Mine just likes to make my gums bleed.
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Such year.Much new. 11 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Much hurt. Very sad. So mean. :(
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Classic indeed 14 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
How old are you? I'm 13, and so are a lot of people on here, surprisingly. :)
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When I crawl into my warm bed now that it's cold outside 32 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
It is, and thanks for breaking the chain! C-c-c-combo breaker!
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Nice remote 2 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
But does it change the channel?
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Don't judge a book by it's cover 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
How do you know? If you are talking about AUDREY, not Aubrey, then you guest, I shall personally through in the pit of doom. WITH EXTRA LEGOS! How dare you accuse someone of lying when you have no fricking way of knowing that!? If you need to bully people just to get attention, then you deserve having Justin Bieber sing to you for the rest of your miserable life. People like YOU piss me off. Audrey wasn't even insulting Christians, just those bitchy people who remind me of a certain guest above. -.-
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When I crawl into my warm bed now that it's cold outside 32 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
This is so accurate if you don't do it the police put you in jail.
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Protect yourself 14 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
I just flinched when I read that! Yow that would hurt! But that's the point I guess!
Shh… Yeezus is Sleeping 8 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
This post gets rid of all my Kanye Stress!
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Eat it 7 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
* catitude
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Beat this high score 9 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Meth. I always wondered why people did it!
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lucky rons 9 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Where have you been!!!? That is like, soooo 5 years ago.
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Can your browser do this 11 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
No if he did it would've been 23828892 years ago, not only 1915!
Fooled me 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
The user pancakesandwaffles would go well with your breakfast combo too! :)
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Fooled me 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Hi hungry I'm dad!
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you get what you ask for 9 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
Thank you for the nightmares I will surely soon have of that...
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Hamster dam 5 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
The first thing I thought of was "where is the dam snack bar?" Haha I love those books!
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Enlightened dog 3 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
This come from the teachings of Dogism.
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Murder me maybe 19 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
LET'S DO IT!!!
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Completely inexperienced father 4 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
You didn't kill it on purpose I hope.
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Murder me maybe 19 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
So I said "fuck it" and shot their baby's.
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lucky rons 9 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
They both have rats, but one is a naked mole rat named Rufus!
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Don't judge a book by it's cover 12 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
There was a post similar to this ( http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/97803/dont-judge-for-peoples-physical-appearance-/ ) so I'm gonna say again what I commented on there: aww! But I hate those kinds of parents! My friend has eczema, and a mom in safeway pulled away her daughter when we walked past. She then told her kid to stay away because "we don't go near yucky people or we could get yucky too!" So I went up to her and calmly told her that it wasn't my friends fault, it was genetic, and it's not contagious. "I don't go near rude people or it might make me rude too."
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When I Lost My Precious Blue Star 4 comments
cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago
The 20 people who get the most likes on their photos or comments get a blue star by their user name.
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