I think it will be counterstrike not Call of Duty

I can play chess on that forehead

I was at McDonald's yesterday because I needed to eat 40 chicken nuggets to get that off my New Years resolution. So I thought it was going to be really expensive but the 10 piece chicken nuggets cost 4.90 but the 20 piece cost 5 bucks. It was only a 20 cent difference so I decided to go and buy it. As I was eating my chicken nuggets I saw a little girl staring at me, she looked about six but daaaaaaanmmmm she was FAT, like her checks were so chubby she couldn't even talk right. She appeared American with freckles and blond hair, and she asked me. "WHERE DID YOU GET DOSE CHICKEN NUGGESTS." And I told her that a got them at the counter. She countinued to stare at me eating my chicken nuggets and it was kind of unsettling until I heard a voice "VIRGINA LETS GO HONEY." But the girl said "MOM I WANT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS." The mom said no we have a burger for you. And the girl didn't want to go and started crying and SNEEZED ALL OVER MY DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS. Then the mom has the balls to

When you use a pen but don't have white out

What if you live in California?

Thug life

Ice Cube's son look more like an ice cube than Ice Cube

*Freedom intensifies*

90's kids would remember this

Waiting for season two to come out on Netflix

No pls

Not sure if ornaments are hanging, or camo-tree

He he "halo"

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

El Chapo be OP as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck