When naps became a reward, not a punishment.

He has the perfect amount of neck fat

Dot people realize that different breeds are breed for different purposes(at least when it comes to dogs anyway).

That's how you're supposed to pronounce it according to English

Yes, I like these

shot on Android v.s shot on iPhone

Schools do teach computer science, I took two years of it and managed to learn python and java

Throwing hands instead of hugs

*Insert picture of The Joker*

Lmao its kinda like Wyoming, except its not a joke because Wyoming doesn't actually exist.

absolute unit

"See you later virgins"

his some Master Roshi, Turtle School stuff right hear.

But to be honest, other peoples health care isn't my problem

Gamers rise up

Gamers rise up

It's settled then, we need vaccines to protect kids om peanut allergies.

I mean the way I see it, they were conquered and taken over. Kind of like how the country uses its military force to take land away from another, and kind of like how the native tribes were doing it to each other before the Europeans arrived.

What is this, 2011?

Very moist?