I mean... they look good

That explains a lot about Louisiana

Word has it the woman has a rare back condition that prevents her from standing, as she is doomed to perpetually squat

Incredible. I didn’t know I needed to know that, but I definitely did

No variation of lacing will make those shoes cool

Look how squiggly his nose is

Fully flared!

Especially on long drives!

They got smoother roads in hollywood

That's not true. Lower frequencies require far more headroom than higher frequencies and the tape machines and vinyl pressing technology of the 60s and 70s did not have the bandwidth to allow frequencies below a certain level even though they were within the range of human hearing because the waves are too wide to fit on the physical medium of that era of audio technology. As much as you may or may not like it, dubstep usually has an extremely broad representation of the full range of frequencies within human hearing.

He was a true oLIMPian

It's the broadness of the shoulders, in the original his shoulder span was almost the same width as his head, whereas now they're almost twice the width