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Newspapers facts 5 comments
corpsecandy · 8 years ago
Well they're not wrong
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he should have known 20 comments
corpsecandy · 8 years ago
Also it's the extended amount of time that makes it worse. You don't have a nose bleed for a week.
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Everytime I see a little dog, I ask myself 15 comments
corpsecandy · 8 years ago
Or pugs
This workout idea is great. Unless you have a really long last name 30 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
How do you think he got to the Olympics?
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Japan strikes again 24 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Yeah pretty much all the restaurants have them
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Officer comforts infant after multi-car crash 5 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Shouldn't the baby be in an ambulance?
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"I drive manual bro" 10 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
It's a joke...
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The jenners 20 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
How many of them are there?
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How I feel when someone talks about how bad gluten is 46 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Oh ok, I thought you meant something else
How I feel when someone talks about how bad gluten is 46 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Um...no? Celiac is an autoimmune disease not an allergy. The gluten damages the inner lining of the digestive tracts causing a lot of other things problems throughout the body. Its like diabetes, you can't get it from not touching a lot of bacteria as a child.
yes 29 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Actually they have made male pregnancy feasible. This dude in China basicly had a makeshift womb implanted with a baby. It has to be taken out c section and this is still completely experimental, but it's not crazy.
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How I feel when someone talks about how bad gluten is 46 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Yeah I think people with no gluten stuff can still eat ancient grains like quinoa and sorghum
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Will be preparing for an important guest 22 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Also if you don't want to be mistaken for the trolls just get an account
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Skyscraper backflip 19 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Nope.
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typing with freshly painted fingernails be like 1 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Pretty much doing anything with freshly painted nails
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Last one is golden 16 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Ah yes, the secret of immortality: money
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Mexican marines set to prevent turtle eggs' poaching 9 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
For some reason I read that as Mexican margarines and was really confused...
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BOOM science! 47 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Otters rape baby seals.
I already hoard puppies 157 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Puppies! Yay!
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How I see it 22 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
That is true, but today's school system puts way too much value on standardized testing. There have been a lot of incidents of teachers cheating to improve their students test scores. Some people don't try but others just need to pass and can't because of bad teachers, bad school system, or other reasons.
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FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS 65 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
"Mom... I... I'm gay"
"it's because of that fucking phone you always on and you know it!"
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Haha, ohh movies 9 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Yeah but I'm pretty sure whatshername wasn't
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*glares at the UK* 6 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
Yeah I read it as Brittany too
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Who are you 162 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
I'd rather not be a hermit
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Who are you 162 comments
corpsecandy · 9 years ago
16... hopefully history does not repeat itself
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