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I'm curious 25 comments
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· 8 years ago
Just admit that you're blind to the obvious.
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Edited 8 years ago
So let's spread it 19 comments
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· 8 years ago
No, he just IMPRISONS people for insulting him. This man literally banned free speech. People like you are the reason asshole tyrants like him can even get power. Fuck you. Get off of this site.
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I'm curious 25 comments
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· 8 years ago
No, you're just completely unable to recognize a joke, like most people on this website.
I loved her so much :( 20 comments
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· 8 years ago
This is a post from another site, you guys. No need to offer condolences to a bot/reposter.
Follow the arrows 9 comments
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· 8 years ago
If someone asks for a dickpic, don't send it, it's a really suspicious scenario. In fact never photograph your nudes ever.
I'm curious 25 comments
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· 8 years ago
I love how you guys think the original post wasn't a joke. Funsubstance's joke detection skill is probably the worst of all 'humor' sites
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Past, present and future mood 4 comments
semi-gloss lipstick! 7 comments
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· 8 years ago
Who the fuck would willingly smear what looks like fucking industrial paint on their mouth.
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Programmers problem 5 comments
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· 8 years ago
Java:
public class groceriesList{
public static void main( String[] args ) {
boolean hasMilk = true;
int numMilk = howMuchMilk(hasMilk);
}
public int howMuchMilk(boolean m){
if(m){
return 6;
} else {
return 1;
}
}
}
Probably messed up somewhere, I'm on my phone
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public class groceriesList{
public static void main( String[] args ) {
boolean hasMilk = true;
int numMilk = howMuchMilk(hasMilk);
}
public int howMuchMilk(boolean m){
if(m){
return 6;
} else {
return 1;
}
}
}
Probably messed up somewhere, I'm on my phone
Why does Nick Jonas have such big nipples 7 comments
Why does Nick Jonas have such big nipples 7 comments
Well Happy Belated Birthday 15 comments
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· 8 years ago
It doesn't apply because of the 6 century gap. The Catholic Church back then was controlled by the Pope completely, so all recognized Catholics as a result had to follow the same ideals. So everyone thought Copernicus was a heretic back then. But that was 6 centuries ago. I also understand what you were trying to reference. You knew the above full well, and just wanted to be disproven, so that you could turn it around and say 'see, then why do you say that Islamic terrorists are 'fringe extremists', huh?' The problem is that, like Christianity as a whole, Islam has many different sects with many different ideologies. If the 1billion+ Muslims today ALL believed in extremist Islamic ideals, as all RECOGNIZED Catholics did extreme Catholicism in the 16th century, then we'd all be dead now cuz there's no way we can stop 1billion+ organized suicide bombers and shooters from killing everyone. So yes, unfortunately, your comment really didn't work.
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Is that Lady Gaga? 10 comments
Well Happy Belated Birthday 15 comments
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· 8 years ago
You do realize that was almost 6 centuries ago, right? Those 'fringe extremists' were the entire church. No need to deny reality, man.
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Nothing can stop us 21 comments
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· 8 years ago
Meat is part of the intended human diet. Back when we didn't have the luxury to be vegetarian, we all ate meat. Vegetarians and vegans can do what they want, but it's still an 'unnatural' thing they're doing
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We were warned about this 19 comments
Just a Candle Salad 3 comments
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· 8 years ago
That was the joke though. Funsubstance users should need to take a mandatory joke detection quiz in order to make accounts.
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