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Plant more trees otherwise the day is not far when we have to breathe like this 19 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Please correct me if I am wrong, but I learned that large water bodies tends to capture large amounts of CO2, not produce oxygen. Aquatic flora and fauna do play a large part in the production of oxygen but trees make most of it (the Amazon rain forest makes around 30% alone).
Going through this right now. Any ideas on how to get over it? 15 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Let's not forget:
Being in a random place and not paying any attention to your surroundings while internally debating whether it is worth picking up another series and go through the pain again.
scared potter? 14 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
"You wish."
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Unethical life hacks 6 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Number 11
They ALWAYS ask me (in Australia). Not sure about other places but this wouldn't work usually.
However my brother flying as an unattended minor was once bumped up to first class from economy because the flight was really full and they wanted him somewhere there was space, this was on a flight from Munich to Sydney so around 15 hours to.
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When I get home drunk and my parents are still awake 3 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
The possibilities for this GIF are endless.
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Those guys have no idea what's below them! 12 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
It is a Sperm Whale, from the movie "In the Heart of the Sea" (see guest's comment below).
Those guys have no idea what's below them! 12 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
It is
A walk in the clouds… 8 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Point
A walk in the clouds… 8 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Couldn't afford more planks?
NASA's Mars Rover Spots Mysterious 'Dark Lady' 9 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Wonder if this is the martian Bigfoot
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I'm a professional at this. 7 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
If the house burns down, at least they can't blame you for the vase and other stuff.
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Common core is ruining America 26 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
That's not cursive, it's just letters close enough together that they look connected.
Cursive is like a nice suit/dress: you wear it to look good in public, but at home you may as well just wear some comfortable old sweats.
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A must see for any tire enthusiasts 21 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Try "Iron Sky".
Space Nazis from the dark side of the moon.
With asteroid-hurling-space-zeppelins and UFOs.
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The Woman of 1000 Voices 19 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Gwen was right.
Add a buy now button and send me a tiny sherlock please 42 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Tiny Enjolras (from Les Mis.) and whenever i bring out colored pencils he starts singing:
"Red, the blood of angry men..."
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Students be like 2 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Cigar and Bell's?
Loan was apparently worth it.
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Oh no 12 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
"Really Margret? Again? You're not using that excuse this time, I want an explanation!"
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Remember: Double Tap... Don't be stingy 17 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
2. Double Tap
When in doubt, don't get stingy with your bullets.
Most zombies won't die from just one hit unless it's a shot to the head, and it will instead get up in very little time - and will then bite you. The most effective way to prevent this is to take a second shot/hit to their head which will stop them from attacking again, and surely one more shot can't do too much harm! For this to work, you will need at least two shots in your gun at all times so you can double tap without having to worry about reloading in time (you usually won't get that time). Luckily, the second shot should be easier as the first shot should take the zombie to the floor and temporarily prevent the zombie from moving
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And almost all of Asia share his DNA 11 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Welcome to planet Earth: where almost every major event in human history caused or was caused by one or two... or a few million... people dying.
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Oh no 12 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
"Honey, what's all this ectoplasm on your pillow?"
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Mom, can you drive us?! 8 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
This sounds like Monster's University and the Oozma Kappa.
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Oh, I don't think all of those logos will fit on the jackets 4 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
Proposed by Robin Williams, I think.
Just wow 10 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
This in a crash...
With screeching metal...
You think your job is stressful? 12 comments
corvoattano · 9 years ago
*Don't look at the task bar... Don't look at the task bar... Don't look at the task bar...*