I wonder where this comes from? [4]

After the procedure his heart was empty, dead, a pool of loneliness until then he met her. She was quirky, funny and she filled his heart with hope. So he took action.

If he would get the message and stop being a douche we wouldn't be wishing it upon him.

Oh gravity, thau art a heartless bitch.

Their soul would die, their body would live on. An empty husk, doomed to wander alone for eternity...

Fortunately we don't need our imagination either way:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/d/da/Jack_defabricated.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131101174154

Captain's got a point, this is the internet where these things go out the window.

Twilight vampires that do each other have nothing to fear as they are almost literally made of solid rock. When they do a human however it is entirely likely and would happen if the vampire didn't have enough self control (which is 98.9%). If only they were gender swapped it all would have ended so much sooner, oh wait...

I KNEW IT!

WWF is two things:
1. World Wildlife Fund
2. World Wrestling Federation

Also this:
http://www.powerplayreport.com/assets/img/images/lavigny-duval.svg

It's a free ride when you've already paid

and it's even numbered: Season 4, Episode 0

Do you think they fight over a moth that flies into the web?