All hail his royalty 30 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” ― Patrick Rothfuss
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The nerve of some folks 5 comments
Kitty protests my studying by lying on top of all my notes. 9 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
My friend's cat did this, but on top of the printer. He had a big assignment due the next day and he couldn't print it because he couldn't remove his cat for long enough to get the paper out.
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Punk Ariel *w* 13 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
Lip-reading anyone?
I'm seeing "oh my gosh, heh" with mild American accent.
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I'm seeing "oh my gosh, heh" with mild American accent.
Future generations will be so confused 13 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
So maybe those torture rack things were just primitive surgery devices to make people taller.
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The first game to have a female as the leading role 19 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
Strategically, it's a white superiority game (but that's only using the traditional colors).
If Disney Princesses were cement mixers 41 comments
What a 107 thousand horse power engine looks like 18 comments
corvoattano
· 8 years ago
Plane engines are small (relatively), light and efficient. An engine this size would be FAR to large and heavy to power a plane. It could have enough power but it would only be able to efficiently power a HUGE prop plane which wouldn't have enough force to get its self off the ground due to the simple size of the propeller (could be used for a massive helicopter but good luck with carrying the fuel). This engine is likely the engine for the ship, like a battleship, cargo or a cruise ship (as said by guest below). They can carry the weight and need the power and have space for the fuel so it is logical.
I'm NOT an engineer, so don't take my word as gospel.
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Edited 8 years ago
I'm NOT an engineer, so don't take my word as gospel.
They even gave him some cat treats 8 comments
Respect for this invention 17 comments
German engineering 6 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
If they are on a spring or simply coiled under the sheet, they could whip out at your finger when released (probably in the direction of the previously mentioned corner).
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If only it stayed like that when you grew up 6 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
In primary school, my teacher saw me with a pencil around 2cm long and gave me a star for "not wasting the precious wood".
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Good job 3 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
I have a friend whose dog catches her own tail on a regular basis and they have to keep taking her to the vet because she tries chewing it off.
Maybe that's Smokie's dark secret. 7 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
At first I was laughing, then I realized that that is actually terrifying.
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<excellent witty title> 7 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
What dragon would just let you rummage through his belongings / horde without smiting you with fire?
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*casually dies of laughter* 15 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
You really shouldn't be dating while in full swing of puberty at that age. This is mostly for the guys but the vast majority of them are not mature enough to be doing this. However, at least they will have practice for when they are older.
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So this is how the screens on the plane froze when the pilot gave an announcement 5 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
First world to. You get them on most short plane trips (>2-3 hours) on a plane that is kinda outdated or cheap. Usually domestic like in Australia or Europe.
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Canadian police has no chill 8 comments
corvoattano
· 9 years ago
Actually he probably just put his hand in a pulled it off the side. It wouldn't take much effort.
