I swear that third one is my brother, it even has his tail.

The 1899 bottle held the most and was the most practical. It could also efficiently hold other stuff when you were done with it.

Where are its front legs? They're not attached, nor on the ground underneath.

This show was the best, marathoning this show was literally an accelerated run by of the early 2000s.

"you win this time snow, but wait until the dog gets home..."

I literally turned over and smashed my alarm clock on the first day of term after the summer holidays.

Introducing the new "Obesuit". The latest in full body protection that binds directly to your muscles and can be customized to your personal preferences.

You are now aware of your breathing. Have fun with that for a few minutes.

When someone is looking and you try to type your password before they see.

Friend of mine usually has TONS of working out, then just a "fuck it" at the bottom and no answer.

That is the face of no regret.

I can just imagine a young Amy pond standing behind him saying (with strong accent): "you crash your magic space box into my shed, come into my house and eat my food, the least you could do is clean up after yourself!"

This can be scientifically explained: when you are asleep, your brain shuts down certain parts of it to conserve energy and not work as hard. One of the parts shut down is the bit responsible for logical thinking, the part that determines if what you are seeing is real, fake or bullshit.

Then you start thinking "not that i usually do this sort of thing, now moving on..." just in case someone is listening,