Bond, James Bond.

Mine was: How and where did they find another dog CAPABLE of mating with that behemoth?

They would need a whole separate warehouse to store all the film footage (in HD). They need to keep at least a few months of it and when you can fill a server hard-drive in less than a week, imagine how much space a year worth of footage will take.

It says "*SPOILERS*" in the title.
Even if you don't read the title first, then when the first 3 words are "At the end...", you should probably check to see what it's from. Especially when there are things like CA:CW and Batman vs Superman going around right now.

I think there's something other than flavor in your ice-cream

"Damn straight"
Not if you're a guy right now

NO

I think it meant to be Rhodey, but for some reason he is in the exact same position, is the same size and color and is missing all his attachments.

EDIT: just (late much) realized that Rhodey is lower down near the front. I have no idea who the other one is. Although closer inspection shows that the clouds around the second one (left) are identical to the first and out of place.

Tickets for "lady_deadpool vs guest" now on sale, internet connection required.

*60% of the time, it works every time.

Same

Undertaker

Seen the Emu? Biggest asshole bird. Australia literally waged a war on them...
...and lost.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

https://goo.gl/Y5pHJX

Well how do we know that Egyptian hieroglyphics aren't just an Emoji language?