Oops! wrong gun...
Guess my hair will need to be washed again.

Was it a ruler?

Okay

Hey, @benelenium.
Look familiar?

FYI, You skirt is a bit see through. I think it's wet wet or something.

Ron has a really nice watch, I want one.

Hosted by Ellen.

This is an asshole thing to do
Unless you have a "No Junkmail" sticker.
In which case they're the assholes and you're just returning the favour.

Most routers can be remotly accessed through the connection page in your browser. Put in your router's IP into the serch bar and it should send you to a page where you can activate/deactivate or simply mess with the router.
May require password.

Did it...
take fruit?

Role playing?

Why were they reading about Thomas Jefferson's medical history of all things?!?

Found the program:
http://bodyvisualizer.com/

I have this memorized. It's my go-to line whenever someone is being creepy.

Or has a slow computer that takes ages to load.

But then they'll (we'll?) know about Alt + Tab!
Hiding will be impossible.

The Dark Brotherhood was there?
That explains a lot...

Australia: NO mass shootings since 1996.

This speaks to me...

I had hair that long for a while, and just before i got it cut, i discovered this magnificent man. And that's the story about the only period of time I ever cared about my hair.