Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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"Pffffttt!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT" 9 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
The poor man, it's up to you to teach him the right way.
i completely ship Harley and Ivy now 46 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Don't you think that's limiting yourself to only parts of the month?
(I'm sorry, this is literally the only time I could make this joke in context)
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Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Just imagine that thing suddenly coming back to life while you're holding it...
Triggered 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Oh great, now you've said it, it's going to happen.
Good job.
Algebra will probably be next...
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"Pffffttt!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT" 9 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
When I went to see that movie, not a single person left. The entire cinema was packed and nobody left early.
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Wearing a dress 15 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
It's a real shame guys can't do that...
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Could it be a mixture 20 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Depends on the context, if i'm watching an English movie. English, but if i'm in the middle of a conversation with a German relative, German.
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This is my unpopular opinion. 26 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
We shoudn't make companies hire more women, that will just end badly as previsouly explained. What we should do is give companies a *reason* to hire more women, other than "because they have to". While there is nothing holding women back from getting good jobs, they shouldn't feel like there is.
Full image of the tank man 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I don't know the story, but i can tell you this:
You don't "accidentally" walk in front of a tank. Those things are loud and rumbly, you can hear and feel them from a few blocks away.
Foreign 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
That is totally a Stock photo. Nobody else takes pictures like this.
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This is my unpopular opinion. 26 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Equality is everyone getting the same chances, not the same results.
As long as that is remembered, we can all get along.
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Because nature knows the best 33 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hmm, where? I don't smell anyt...
Oh, I see what you did there!
Oh you.
It only wants hugs 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Aww, he just want's a hug!
The only important question here: Is it safe to jump? 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Okay, time to get out...
Oops, wrong side!
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Perfect cat lady plan 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Cat burglar.
I had to say it.
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Because nature knows the best 33 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Pingers, you forgot to mention the "were".
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True 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
How did you get my face?
Seriously, how did you see under the...

I was going to make a joke about you seeing under the mask that is the skin on my face, but then i remembered my username and realised that could just sound out of context.
Not as stupid as you thought 11 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
The thing is, if the killer is a normal human being (within the norm of murderers), this strategy would totally work. If it is a real grenade, this would catch him off guard entirely and while he might kill others, he probably doesn't want to die himself.
Go get him buster!

Or you could just throw the knife. Aim well and you can instantly incapacitate or kill him.
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You know your teacher is special when he writes like this 10 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
It seems Tolkien has been reincarnated in the form of a substitute teacher.
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Sorry for this post 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Amen to that.
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Angry war birds 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Mitsubishi A6M "Zero".
Kamikaze strategy, ramming their planes into enemy ships when they were loosing a fight.
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Adult Books (for Mature Audiences Only!!!) 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hide it! Hide it!
Think of the children!
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Feelin' old 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
What moisturiser does he use?
Whatever it is, I want some!
The V 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
No Hitler, you lost again.
Better luck next time!
Oh wait...
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Custom console box 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
*gamer drool*
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