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Gimme Gimme 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
This is oddly unsettling.
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Satan is always helpful 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
If by "Light" you mean "Flames and Hellfire," then sure, I can go with that.
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The arkham knight logic 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
According to the comics, he has a clear visor over his mouth that is (somehow) stronger than most of the rest of his armour, making the most obvious point actually one of his strongest points. Why he doesn't use more of it is beyond me.
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If only real people could be this dedicated 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Same here! I basicly judge every RPG game against that now.
Be there for you 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
This sounds like the logic of a (nice) stalker who got caught.
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Thanks Grandma, You're The Best 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Facebook or no, I forget my own birthday.
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I went on this today :0 world's tallest waterslide. Scary af 28 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You have a fear of HEIGHTS and you went up that thing?!?
Bravo to you pal, that's amazing!
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No offense dear countries 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Zu. Viele. Waffen.
This is Karma! 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Karma strikes again!
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*dies* 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
He didn't "play" and american in House.
He flawlessly *became* and american for 8 seasons including singing sections and a short film, never once breaking character, even doing other accents with an american lit multiple times.
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Life is like a game 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Shut up and save my money 15 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
This would make thieves' jobs so much easier.
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Imminent heart attack 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Either that or they have 1. a sinkhole for a flush, 2. a rat missing half its snout and 3. 3 lids.
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Pro tip: if you clear your history,refill it with your typical social media sites 9 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
For any people who want to check it or hide it:
You can check the full internet traffic for a certain modem on its connection page. Put your IP into the address bar and one of the side tabs (varies with provider and model) will show all websites and connection made over that connection, regardless of incognito, device or wiped history.
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EHEH POUTINE SORRY MAPLE 11 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
He forgot to punctuate, there should be an "eh." on the end.
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Every time 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You see, that's why you get an i-pod.
Trek wars fan 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Do you want to get lynched?
That's how you get lynched.
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Pokemon Go, seriously?! 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Even Styrofoam is roughly 3 times denser than this, with ~1.02 g/cm^3. Still way denser than Aerogel at 0.0019g/cm^3.
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Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Or cut a circular hole under the jar, then Mjolnir will just come to rest on the table and the jar will fall through.
A little Force 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
If that was the actual difference between those two characters, that movie would have gone very differently.
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Just trust your instincts 89 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
FYI, this reply chain alone has put this post into second place for most commented posts today (62 comments as of now).
Well done people!
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My Collection 11 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Wow, nice!
Hey, do you use the rest of them? I could use a few more brains and spleens.
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Too much sass in one image 4 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Do you think when Hades is going bald he pours a bit of gasoline onto his head to try and keep it going?
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Move along 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I see it more like a very large sword: Hard to use correctly and difficult to carry, but can be very useful.
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