People Killed: 0
People Indirectly Killed: 152
Oops.

And the first thing you made was a Santa Pizza Delivery Man.

Well..
https://monstersfilmandlit.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/unset.jpg

sl*tty KKK.

Murder Apologizer.
(Don't hate me it's a joke.)

(c) Rick Sanchez

It went gra...
I killed everybody.

There is a gray area: people who are in an uncurable coma. Oh, and zombies.

I assume that the question is saying that the husband's not jumping was premeditated and that he is roughly as guilty as the wife.
That being said, I agree exactly with @finntrino.

What came first, the dream or the Vodka?

*aluminium

English has a word for it too, it's called: "Death from overwork."

Someone in Russia once stole a whole heap of bridges. Europe is weird.

First two words optional, "Monday" is sufficient. *Shudders*

Always on time.
Really shitty (but can do fancy cursive).
Rock and variants thereof but okay with most others (no screamo, rap or jazz).
Preferably none but i'll do fine with a cat.

But this guy did. This picture is taken at Firelink Shrine in Lordran, the first place you go AFTER the tutorial at the Asylem.

Fear in this case can also be replaced with stupidity.

That's why you eat them.

I swear he has a huge grin on his face in that one frame.

I belive this is true.
I also belive, knowing this man, that this man should have NO influence over politics.