Polite ways to curse someone 5 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
/r/TraditionalCurses/
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McDonald's heist 5 comments
The Perils of Australia 35 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Bluebottles are EVERYWHERE in Sydney. If you go to the beach for a few hours, more often than not you will get stung a few times.
My brother was once running in the sand, tripped and face planted right onto a jellyfish. He had an awesome scar over his eye for a few weeks.
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My brother was once running in the sand, tripped and face planted right onto a jellyfish. He had an awesome scar over his eye for a few weeks.
The Perils of Australia 35 comments
Damn it, Jimmy! 6 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Check out Ristay's Deviantart. She has a whole lot of comics like this.
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What to do 11 comments
How to survive a drowning 12 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Anyone who wants to drown you for sure will weigh you down. In that case step 1 might work, good luck with the rest though.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the actor Jared Leto! 13 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
For the record, that one where he is overweight is not a costume or makeup, he actually put on the weight and got serious health problems for it. Also, lead with his brother in the band Thirty Seconds to Mars.
Or anything with no fandom 13 comments
Boo to the doc with no sense of humor 2 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
But where did his other leg go? He either disappeared his other leg or he only has one leg. And if he only has one leg, then where did he get the other shoe to hide it from the doctor.?
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Being a dog is not so easy 9 comments
Most beautiful way to say goodbye 15 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Not entirely related to the post, but I just thought of a follow to this:
"We've been together 50 years Harold, you should know that!
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"We've been together 50 years Harold, you should know that!
Most beautiful way to say goodbye 15 comments
Soulmates 19 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
I thought AU meant Australia for a minute and was very confused why everyone was going with it.
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Growing old hits you like a train, mostly when you compare yourself to others 8 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
In case you're interested, this is from the end of the music video for Avenged Sevenfold's song: This Means War.
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IiH6AC5h5Y&ab_channel=MikeValenzuela
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Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IiH6AC5h5Y&ab_channel=MikeValenzuela
Things you didn't know 14 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
"Haven't been flossing, huh? Let me just flick this switch and it will fix you right up."
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Well it's not really a weakness, unless you're a vampire.
Or you consider lampposts a weakness (same logic).
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Edited 7 years ago
Or you consider lampposts a weakness (same logic).
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Seriously, check it out. It's amazing, if you can get through the utter mountain that it is.
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Hope you got some invincibility in that package, otherwise...
"It's raining men" once
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"It's raining men" once
Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Having a psychopath as support has got to be the worst idea ever.
"Hey, you gonna do your thing?!"
"Nah, it's just getting interesting."
"Asshole!"
"And?"
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"Hey, you gonna do your thing?!"
"Nah, it's just getting interesting."
"Asshole!"
"And?"
