Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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It's so beautiful to sit alone in a crowded bus 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I just imagine this guy ( https://goo.gl/cNjZPg ) sitting in front of a laptop on Funsubstance.
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Twins of Tumblr 7 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
For real? Or just figuratively?
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Alrighty then 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Not long. Two, maybe three bites. Depends how hard you bite down on it.
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why are we doing this? 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Step 1: drop bombs.
Step 2: drop supplies.
Step 3: drop bombs on a delay (so when they come looking for supplies...).
Repeat as necessary (or the UN gets involved, whichever comes first).
For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Oh, that's not nearly as dark as I was imagining it. I pictured something like Iron Man: Armored Adventures where everyone is younger.
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For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Doesn't this tiny Bruce imply he lost his parents at an even earlier age?
Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
"Flip a flip flop"
Ever heard of a coin?
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Ouch 22 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Trying to get ideas? Very subtle.
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Match made in Tartarus 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I think it's a solid relationship.
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Me IRL when someone's arguing with me online 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Just try that on a drill sergeant. See how much of you is left to like.
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Never Taking My Nose Again 1 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
He grew up in a prison, they probably took a bit more than his nose.
Line! 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. And damn bad ones at that.
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He can only be one thing 7 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Emacs is better than VI.
At least you'll be remembered 8 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I missed a few times.
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I wonder why 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Why you scoundrel! A ham sandwich?
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Must be a good wife 8 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
/r/JesusChristReddit is basically all this kinda stuff. This is a very famous one on reddit though.
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Who are you trying to fool? 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
How in blazes can you tell this is Australia?
Google does not like Nicki Minaj 1 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Just tried this, top result was "...Is a bear" followed by "...Dead".
My spirit animal 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
In Bloodborne, the crows lying around the place that flurry you to hell are, canonically, too fat to fly after gorging on all the corpses.
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A Battery's Bounce Is Determined By Its Charge 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Science people: does this work for all types of batteries? Size or material?
The perfect match 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
"You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet..."
That has got to be the most badass image I've had all day.
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7 deadly glasses 14 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Sloth guy looks dead.
"This guy? Sure he's still alive, look at him drinking the wine!"
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Massive respect 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Dead men tell no tales.
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Why 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I'll never look at Ashitaka the same way again.