It's so beautiful to sit alone in a crowded bus 2 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
I just imagine this guy ( https://goo.gl/cNjZPg ) sitting in front of a laptop on Funsubstance.
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Alrighty then 9 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Not long. Two, maybe three bites. Depends how hard you bite down on it.
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why are we doing this? 6 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Step 1: drop bombs.
Step 2: drop supplies.
Step 3: drop bombs on a delay (so when they come looking for supplies...).
Repeat as necessary (or the UN gets involved, whichever comes first).
Step 2: drop supplies.
Step 3: drop bombs on a delay (so when they come looking for supplies...).
Repeat as necessary (or the UN gets involved, whichever comes first).
For someone who has fifty kinds of vision, you blind 6 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Oh, that's not nearly as dark as I was imagining it. I pictured something like Iron Man: Armored Adventures where everyone is younger.
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Any way we could possibly play this online? 12 comments
Me IRL when someone's arguing with me online 5 comments
Never Taking My Nose Again 1 comments
Line! 3 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. And damn bad ones at that.
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Must be a good wife 8 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
/r/JesusChristReddit is basically all this kinda stuff. This is a very famous one on reddit though.
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Who are you trying to fool? 6 comments
Sea otters 6 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks/
https://www.seeker.com/the-other-side-of-otters-1765194766.html
http://www.theevolvingplanet.com/sea-otters-assholes/
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/18inb3/til_sea_otters_rape_and_drown_baby_seals/
And probably the best (NSFW):
http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf
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https://www.seeker.com/the-other-side-of-otters-1765194766.html
http://www.theevolvingplanet.com/sea-otters-assholes/
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/18inb3/til_sea_otters_rape_and_drown_baby_seals/
And probably the best (NSFW):
http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf
Google does not like Nicki Minaj 1 comments
My spirit animal 10 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
In Bloodborne, the crows lying around the place that flurry you to hell are, canonically, too fat to fly after gorging on all the corpses.
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A Battery's Bounce Is Determined By Its Charge 9 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Science people: does this work for all types of batteries? Size or material?
The perfect match 3 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
"You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet..."
That has got to be the most badass image I've had all day.
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That has got to be the most badass image I've had all day.
7 deadly glasses 14 comments
corvoattano
· 7 years ago
Sloth guy looks dead.
"This guy? Sure he's still alive, look at him drinking the wine!"
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"This guy? Sure he's still alive, look at him drinking the wine!"