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corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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Why cyclists wear black shorts 11 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
You guys are dicks.
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How to avoid sunburns 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Holy shit, did you get this from reddit? I know the person who posted this on r/funny a few days ago.
Classic barney 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
She does not look amused.
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Flying over portugal 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
The poor thing fell from the clouds, Wild Coyote style.
Walking the dog will be a challenge 11 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I can totally see some spy/action movie planting some explosives on one of the supports. That would make for a pretty cool scene.
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I'm sexy and I know it 21 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
The first one looks like they managed to get their head stuck up their own arse.
There's a joke in there somewhere...
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Aussie Police Delivering the Bants. 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
3 months without a car but 6 without a license? What is he supposed to do with the car for the remaining 3 months?
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Screw this particular place 1 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
The Bifrost beta, before they gave it flashy effects.
Maybe not 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
It looks like a smaller version of his own head.
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Found a "Dammit Doll" in my house 14 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Shh, the other mother might be listening...
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Found a "Dammit Doll" in my house 14 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
You found a quirky doll in your house? Fine, but if you see a tiny door, don't go down the tunnel behind it.
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It'll be that child 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
At least 4 of those 6 qualify equally.
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Only in USA 26 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
'MERICA! Fuck Yeah!
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Silly orange juice 11 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Little bitsss....
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It actually looks exactly like that 7 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
He doesn't have hair.
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Everyday on Funsubstance xD 16 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
r/imgoingtohellforthis
Walk into the abyss 15 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Haven't seen Steven Universe, I just found this on Reddit once.
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Tragic 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Dreamworks: The most FUCKING SAVAGE ANIMALS evar.
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I would do it 7 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
He just doesn't want to admit he would.
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When your mom posted this and tagged you on Facebook 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Well obviously it's because he has armwrestling contests with his buddies at the gym.
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Walk into the abyss 15 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
https://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
Anyone?
(NSFL, trypophobia to hell and back)
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I can't be the only one 7 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
First of May is far more likely to be correct as there are only around 5 countries worldwide that use mm/dd/yy. The US and parts of Canada are the only major ones at that.
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21st Century Warships from Around the Globe! 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
As soon as railguns get involved, you KNOW this thing means business. Those things are hardcore, especially when they are big enough to need to be mounted on a destroyer.
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Lightning strike hits the corner of the building 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Science people: What is it cracking the corner? If lightning is a form of electricity, it shouldn't have any mass to smash the stone with, right? Is it the heat?