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corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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HAPPYNESS 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Apparently there is a y tho
Damn right, that famine was hard 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?


None.
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She thought of you first 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Trump wasn't a dream.
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Fun facts about Switzerland preparation for war 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
It sounds like someone went crazy with an amazing spawn in Civ.
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Whoever made this test was high af 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Why did you start using commas for the 9 & 10?
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Ooga booga n*gga n*gga to everyone! 8 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga" is "at the bottom of the hottest neice"
Keep adding niggas and it keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
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Do it again! 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
That cop on the right totally looks like Jacksepiceye.
Google assistant is smooth af 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Just going to point out that that line happened almost exactly in Twilight between Edward and Bella.
Adapt to survive 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Plot twist: he has cheats written inside his shoe.
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afghan hound swimming 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Majestic
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Continental breakfast 12 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
His hair looks fake.
What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
r/justneckbeardthings/
r/iamverysmart/
r/im14andthisisdeep/
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Terminator paintballing 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Eyeholes.
Spread the awareness! 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Confirmed: Aging is a government conspiracy! Don't get vaccinated and you'll live FOREVER!
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Lion King is great 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Jack Whitehall is great.
Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
But it took his dignity down with it.
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This amounts to a large: 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Bet they've got a dig bick.
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Did you try turning it off and on again 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
4gb in 2 hours? That's better than my internet on an average day.
Time to build a bird cage...
Your nightmare came true 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
They drunk a lot of water today.
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Savage af 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Is anyone else curious why graytext is called "Spoon"?
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An unbalanced war 15 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Inertia, bitch!
I spotted a money making activity 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Technically, this is a win win
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Cleaning hacks to make your house sparkle and shine 8 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
All of these sound just believable enough to be true, but at the same time make me suspicious of them.
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Well done, Milo 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Disney's Treasure Planet's character, Dr Doppler also had lots of moment like this. All hilarious.
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Well done, Milo 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Audry and Helga all the way.
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