Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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Yave it hour way 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Why dine with a Mlown when you can dine with a Bing?
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We know our faults 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Okay, but she is either mourning over a denim jacket or someone's jeans.
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Who's the encroacher? 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Must be British.
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Roses are red, I like potato 11 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Nah, that guy (read: fuckwit) dropped a grenade in his toilet to see what would happen. Stood next to it to watch the resulting "fountain" (quote), didn't expect it to blow up the whole corner of his house.

He did die, 4chan tracked his IP and found a local news article about a boy dying after dropping a grenade in his "pooper".
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How to be cool 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
...I did not read cloak first time round.
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I've been around for ages but don't post much. I remember these people. They will be missed.
Except for you @serosenpai , nice to still have you around.
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Drinking beer 17 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
In the episode, they snapped people's necks but that was because they were weakened after thousands of years of dormancy. Once they had regained enough energy they would have started sending people back in time again.
Which reminds me, they can also produce "Perception Filters" which stop people noticing them if they don't quite fit in or had suddenly appeared somewhere new. It doesn't make them invisible, but you just never think twice about the new statue that just appeared in the park or something.
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I'm looking at you 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
That one girl on the left not bothering to turn around.
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Drinking beer 17 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
They can also move at "the speed of time" which is presumed to mean the speed of light, although they don't seem to use that ability very often. They are incredibly strong, with very little being able to hold them back if they are given time to work on it and, provided they have the energy, are technically capable of "killing" you with a single touch.
They also have many nicknames including "Lonely Assassins" which happens to be my previous username,
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Drinking beer 17 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
The angels are damn terrifying.
A good case can be made that they are one of the most powerful beings in the universe, hindered only by not being able to interact with each other.
They are nigh immortal, can obtain energy from almost anything, are very intelligent, time isn't a concern for them and they can plan things out thousands of years in advance. As seen in the episode depicted (Time of Angels and Maze of the Dead) they can move through other mediums so you can't take photos or videos of them without them coming to life, and they control the thing projecting them (book, monitor, etc) to prevent you from stopping it happen.
They also appear to be able to either convert or become (or innately are) any statue you can think of, including huge ones like the STATUE OF LIBERTY.
They cannot be killed by regular physical means as they become indestructible when observed (or rather, they cease to exist, and if the statue left behind is destroyed it will reform once no longer observed).
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Noisy neighbours 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Please make an account and take credit for that.
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Italian navy  12 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
HACKS
They'd be at Bronze working at least.
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Going on a bike ride with the cat 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Look at the sides, it's a mesh wall so there's plenty of air flow.
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Don't forget, "bloorp bloorp bloorp" 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Congrats
Well they just f*cked themselves 17 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I certainly wouldn't know anything about it, but if i had to make a blind guess: Torrentz2.com, have uTorrent installed and click magnet links to download through uTorrent.
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I’m crying right now 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I'm thinking cremating a corpse prepared like that garlic bread with the slits along it.
This one: https://goo.gl/X6jV2Z
Russian man plays Imperial March on a coffee stick 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
DUN DUN DUN DO DI DO, DO DI DO
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Giants used to f*ck the world 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
They say they would move the Easter Island heads by "walking" them; rocking them side to side at the base with ropes to move them forward. I just picture some hikers overlooking a valley and seeing a small group of people "walking" this thing to its resting place.
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A .50 cal bullet going through a banana in slow motion 21 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Guys watching this just crossed their legs.
Well they just f*cked themselves 17 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Here's the comment:
https://goo.gl/AJJ4Ux
As of now, it's at -676k.
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Born in Chernobyl 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
SKRREEEEE
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Look how happy she is 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Hehe, butt.
The daydreaming disorder 14 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Oh Stanley...
Let that sink in 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
It's not so hard if you can fly though.
There is..... Another 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
There's a reason it's called "Almond milk"
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