Wait what?

@catfluff had it mixed up with marijuana, so the cops were called

Hey. I was trying to kill the weeds, because they made the house look ugly. I was trying to help. You thought it was marijuana

@aviva, what did I ever do to you, my love?

Youre gonna let @savage_demmigod decide whether we stay one or split to two?

Why what?

Wow

Yayyyyy!!!!! I love youuuuuuu!!!!!! But what do you mean for now??

Do you forgive me? Even though I haven't done anything?

I noticed..

*kinda just sits there, hoping @savage_demmigod says yes*

@aviva?

Alright

I guess

Please @aviva. I love you with all of my heart and some change

@aviva, please believe me babygirl, I love you

I didn't!!

I would never cheat on you @aviva! I love you!! And I don't have marijuana. Marijuana is bad

Exactly

And what kind of weed are you talking about? I'm talking about weed killer. The house has weeds all over it

I would never cheat on you with Lily!!! You're my baby!! Lily can go fuck herself. She looks like a failed proactive experiment

I didn't call the cops! That was @catfluff! And how was my weed preventing us? You were the one who suggested it the first night, and since then, that's all we've done together. I've got good shit. You even told me that

You don't even remember??? I loved you @aviva!