That's a chicken not a cock you cockhead.

They are 17$ at radio shack. Same ones.

I do what I want.

Twisted_soul you are awesome!

Carpathians not alps.

Sorry lol, It was just there.

I do this all the time to your mom.

First is classy. Second is just daytime cool. I would rather be comfortable than classy and looking like a robot.

Been there before mate, keep your head up, gonna get better.

That kid is going places

Dan is going places.

On a different news today " Woman left kids behind in a burning house and came out screaming for help. She was holding her dog in her arms" Humans.

Well you should be single if that's what you think about your wife. You should teach her, and be proud of her the way she is. Only you can help her.

Run Forest Run

He's 71 years away from being born

Genius

Hard to choose a pussy now. Hmmmm

Yup, much smaller 1 bedroom apt.

I've heard some shit in my life but this one, this one it's a bull shit .

This must be the biggest Dumb and Dumber fail ever.

This must be the biggest Dumb and Dumber fail ever.

They call him Mr.Sloth. Sneaky and smooth as fuck.

Ummm, someone called for me?
Rum!

I'm sorry, can Funsubtance remove this post, please???

Man fk yo cat, we talking bout dawgs here.