CrashBandicoot

crashbandicoot


To whoever keeps down voting all my comments for no reason, what did I ever do to you?

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when people start getting close to your friends 5 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Well excuuuuuuse me but the last couple times someone knew joined my group of friends they turned them all against me. My current group of friends are technically my sisters friends. That's why I'm so defensive.
You're beautiful 8 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Damn Tumblr is smooth
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Welcome to Ravenclaw, if you get drunk you're never going to get back in the common room
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I'm sorry Sparklez but I couldn't, if I could've I would've but I couldn't, hell my family didn't even have enough money for all of us to go, only me my mom and my twin sister even got to go to Florida let alone the Harry Potter park
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Never play hide n seek with vegans. They always present themselves. 18 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
It seems twelve year olds and vegans on Tumblr have something in common: you can mention them and they go fucking ballistic.
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Tweet tweet 15 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Yeah, leave that poor little baby alone, he doesn't deserve to be compared to Justin! Someday that little birds will grow up and be beautiful and will never be compared to Justin again
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Cower in my shadow, for you are unworthy of the mighty power of the EIGTH GRADER 13 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Ned's declassified school survival guide
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Tumblr 15 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Well, it's probably a troll, I know I keep getting random comments downvoted like hell, mind you I've made a couple enemies on this site, god knows why people feel the need to downvote you Tara
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Hagrid's Buttcrack! 9 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I almost forgot about the elder swear, a couple years ago me and my best friend memorized it and used to randomly yell it out and see who got the reference
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
(Thank you very much, it's nice to know people do care on this side, third time that's happened btw) I'm Ravenclaw, and I ended up leaving with a Ravenclaw hoodie, scarf, gloves, and hat. Also I drank a butter beer, damn was that thing good
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when people start getting close to your friends 5 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I for some reason get really defensive when people start buddying up with my friends, but then I remember that that's probably how most of them felt about me at one point considering I am the most recent addition to our group.... Most recent and LAST ADDITION TO OUR GROUP!!!
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When I get to Hogwarts 21 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Oh man, a Harry Potter post! I just got to go to the Harry Potter park in Florida a couple days ago!
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Let it go on her face 9 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
"She said she didn't want to build a snow man!"
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Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter 17 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I think it's the same guest who said Jennifer is a talentless bitch, so let's make them listen to Justin Bieber 24/7, that is a fate worse than death
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Dammit Nickelodeon 6 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Oh, it's probably just an Easter egg since later on I believe there is an experiment with that same title
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What is wrong with me 71 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Well, I've always been told that if someone hits on you, despite gender, you take it as a compliment, and don't freak out if you get hit on by someone of the same gender.
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Best show of my childhood 6 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I didn't think iCarly was THAT bad, the rest of the characters were generally enjoyable and funny
Pretty much 25 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure this means "the game version of the book/movie", not individual games. If you still think the games of them are better, then I'd love to know what licensed games you've been playing because the vast majority of them are shit
Cower in my shadow, for you are unworthy of the mighty power of the EIGTH GRADER 13 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
When I was in eight grade I knew all the sixth graders were terrified of us.... I enjoyed every second of it.... But the seventh graders were all dicks
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If you were lucky enough to get these 11 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I DO!!!! My older cousin had a pair, which I now have because he out grew them but didn't want to throw them out since you can't find them anywhere anymore
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Hagrid's Buttcrack! 9 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I don't know guys, I think the wizard swears might be a bit too much for us muggles to handle
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Robert Pattinson really loved Twilight 9 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I just love how he's Edward but hates Twilight
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Disney throughout the years 37 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I agree. It had potential, but in the end it seemed to just be Disney making fun of it's self, also, admittedly, it might have been better if it was entirely a cartoon
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Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter 17 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
Yes but if the Internet crashed the only way any of us would ever see it more than once is if we got lucky enough to record it while it was on TV.... Unless for some reason recording TV programs has gotten a lot easier than I remember it being...
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Pretty much 25 comments
crashbandicoot · 10 years ago
I was gonna go with the really really really simplified kids picture book but okay
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