Why do tumblr people type like thIS WHEN THEY GET EXITED??

When my brother was about 2 he would always say there were scurries in his bedroom. My parents never knew what the scurries were until they heard him call a daycare lady named Cary, curry. He claimed these scaries or scurries were everywhere, but only in his room. Apparently his imaginary friend Sukie scared them off.

Win win situation

*fails to draw stick figure* I QUIT

When I see a feels post

My cousins and I play ultimate hide and seek in pitch black it may not sound bad but it's scary a fuck

This is s- oh what's that?

Why do you do this to me????

Why can't people just accept the fact that sometimes your kids are skrillex??

The first 2 look all serious like "we are manly men" then there's the last one who looks like a man child like "lookie at my mustache"

I have no words WOW...

STOP IT NO!!!!!!

"911? My uncle is being taken to a paper factory to be made into a Justin Bebier notebook, PLEASE HELP!!!!"

Yes yes yes YES YES!!!!!!

"Dis my rock there are many like it but dis one mine"

"Where you been? Huh? Whatcha been doin??"

Kermit should have pinched him right back

So how was the picture taken... -_- *whispers* cheater

That cat is too adorable to be a murder

Nah because that's a lot of words to be on your skin so they'd have to be pretty small I would be scared if someone was close enough to me to read them.

That Dino looks faaaaaaabulous