Well, he IS the milk lord...

Thank god, legends aren't immune to the pick-inside-the-guitar curse thrown upon all guitarists

This ain't a blog its a goddamn coping mechanism.
All the boys who the world didn't accept
And all the girls with self-esteem issues
Sing, until mental illness gives out.

Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young,
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from,
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it

I'm gonna make you bend and break...

Good luck doing that with Fall out boy songs

Fuck no that's the cave in H2O

Light it up up up, light it up up up, it's on FIYAAAAAAAAH!!!
Any fob fans here?

My mom. They're gonna have a bad time, haha!

He looks like Brendon Urie with a smaller forehead

Is that Oogway?

Air because of my pinky

In switzerland, you can drink toilet water. So yea.

A better one would be "Pete Wentz survived 2005."

I'm not losing my mind because he's in the trailer I'm losing my mind because hE SOUNDS LIKE TYLER FUCKING JOSEPH

Ahem.... does watching The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy count?

PATRICK STUMP HERE I COME *SLAMS BUTTON*