Same mood as "This sign can't stop me because I can't read"

I'd love to visit Japan and visit all the memorials and Tokyo

I will shave your eyelids

I'm a pretty big Batman fan

Up until sugar became king, human teeth were actually in good condition almost all the time. It all changed when they started adding artificial sugar to the food we eat.

Please forgive me but...
T H I C C C C

My stomachs telling me yes, but ma diabeetus is tellin me NOOOOOO

I'm gonna yoink me a new wallpaper

I really love snake jazz as well

So this is drugs, very yes

It's the fuzz, everybody scram

Nonsense, they're just making a nether portal with the ol' lava bucket trick.

I love spiders and this is adorable. We need a comic pronto.

I should of done this when I had my cast, he even has the same fingers wrapped as mine.

Feed it, befriend it, then rule the planet

Wow, that's hot

You can crack the seeds open and smoke what's inside, it's a good buzz...or so I heard

Exercising

The Greeks would be proud