Claus Christensen

cskoett


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Exquisite 22 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
She's wearing the expression of a woman who has just been told that a guy is breaking up with her, and she didn't realize they were dating.
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Arthur is the best 7 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
Google it, dude. There's plenty of depressing material on YouTube. But the gist of it is that some kid wants respect from his peers and gets it by smacking around the Socially Incompetent Kid (there's always one). And when Socially Incompetent Kid asks an adult how to make it stop, the adult usually tells them that the bully is just insecure (which is true) and that they should pity the bully (which is slightly less true), and if they're just polite and act like the bigger man, the problem will go away (which is a steaming pile of bullshit).
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Arthur is the best 7 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
And the reason bullying persists is mainly that this is how adults think bullying works.
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What would you choose? 55 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
I could deal with two months of abstinence if it meant free food for the rest of my damn life. Also, "free sex" is basically just "having a significant other" - it's generally something people are okay with doing if they like you enough. Unlimited pizza is much harder to arrange.
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I would do it 22 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
If I'm a god, why would there be death at all? I could just remove it. Teach humanity to terraform other planets, transport them wherever they want to go in the universe, and just watch the show. If it ever gets dull, I can go somewhere else and make some new life. Universe is big enough. And if it isn't, I can just create another one.
Thing about saying eternity would bore you: if it starts being boring, that means it can stop again, no?
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Make America dumb again 21 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
It terrifys me how many people in these comments are talking about this like it's a real news article. You... you all do know it's satire, right? I know Americans have a problem with irony, but come on now.
Make America dumb again 21 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
Ah, but it is in the humor section. I was worried there for a moment.
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Make America dumb again 21 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
Depressingly, I can't tell if this is an Onion article or not.
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Aww so sweet 13 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
I had no idea Samoans were particularly large, either...
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Aww so sweet 13 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
I had no idea he was Samoan.
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A Powerless Underground Refrigerator To Keep Your Food Cool 11 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
So... it's a root cellar? Why the hell is it done up like it's an amazing new technology? We've had these things since damn middle ages. The only difference is that this one is made of plastic. Are they serious? Has anybody got a link to the source?
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Bury me like one of your French girls 8 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
This is prep for lich ritual, and I will accept no other explanation.
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What is that? 11 comments
cskoett · 7 years ago
My first thought: 600 xp easy, probably has lightning attacks.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Look, we're going in circles. I already told you how I felt about the damn urinals.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
It's not unreasonable as such, just insignificant. I'm not saying it doesn't make sense to use the bathroom with your gender sign on it - I'm saying the reason has nothing to do with physiology. Or genitals. 'Cause they're the same damn bathrooms, bar a few largely insignificant details.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Not if the ways in which they are suited to you are so minor as to be inconsequential.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
You do remember that none of us do this at home, right? I mean, you've presumably shared a bathroom with a significant other or a parent. You had two sinks and a special trash can for menstrual stuff? Or a special purse shelf for women only, Mr. Stuck-in-1940?
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Oh come on. Madame bags and an extra sink wouldn't inconvenience a man trying to use the ladies room any more than the presence of a urinal would inconvenience a woman trying to use the men's. This is NOT a design issue.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
How is a bathroom designed for a woman any different than one designed for a man, barring the urinal?! This is why I asked that at the very beginning: how many different kinds of toilet do they have where you come from?
And if they've always had stalls, that makes even less sense. You've never had to SEE each other undress and still don't, so why are the bathrooms divvied up by gender anyway, if not to make each gender more comfortable?
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Also, wow, it just occurred to me that they would be breaking the actual god damn law by going into the wrong toilet. What the hell, America...
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
That doesn't answer the question, though. These days American workplaces presumably have an appropriate amount of bathrooms, and they are divvied up by gender for, near as I can tell, modesty reasons. I presume people felt uncomfortable taking their clothes off in front of strangers at the best of times, and in front of the opposite sex it would be even worse. And I'm guessing they didn't have stalls back then, which we do today. So I hope you can see why trannies would really rather use the bathrooms that make them the least uncomfortable, and screw what the law says.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Also, what do you mean bathrooms aren't there to make us feel comfortable. That's literally the only reason they distinguish them by gender. There isn't a practical reason, near as I can tell.
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
I mean I can sort of see how it would be annoying from a functional standpoint if women were expected to pee standing up, but otherwise, I fail to see what the fucking problem is. Didn't we grow out of the purile ew-the-other-gender-is-icky thing in grade school?
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What's with this bathroom shit? 42 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
How many different types of toilet do they have on your planet?
At the zoo. A majestic Wild Drill in its natural habitat 5 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
I know a plot item when I see one. This is the end of a long-as dungeon is what this is.
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