I'd take her to her grave

Me n my bro. He might look dumb, but he is MY dumb!

Is there a giant statue under the land or what...?

The first man's hair looks like he got horns

the last light of Durin's Day will shine upon the key-hole.

I never killed spiders in my house. I got rid of the web as I clean everyday, but let them wander around because there hasn't been any problem with it. They're not so many though.

*poke black widow*

Didnt anyone notice how fabulous his hair is??

99 problems but the rubic ain't one.

I have a slightly higher body temperature than others, sometimes I even have to dip my hand in cold water just so it dropped a little bit. And that makes me the target of hugging in chilly day. Like seriously sometimes it's annoying how my friends just cuddled me. Simple hug is okay, but octopus hug, urgh.

with morgan freeman voice.

In 2007 maybe, but it all changed when the fire nation attack.

A duck sleeping on naruto.. how cute~

Last pic, looks like he use too much nicotine patch.

*try lifting one* *wild scratching and angry hisses* T_T

Same voice, different tones.

who would fuck spider?