You're batman, you're epic already.

Hit my toe to the chair/table feet/door trying to walk.

How does he pee....?

That right guy pierce stares.. *temperature rising*

Look ma, no hands..

The cashier looks so tiny in comparison. So easy to crushed.

No doc, I'm sexually attractive

prof mcgonagall's caught dating muggle cat. -daily prophet

Baby rabies .......

With my height, let's say my motto is "my heels could kill"

Didnt she watch movies where sx always happens at night and the girl ends up pregnant, like, DUDE the sperm is nocturnal

This is oddly hypnotizing. I just kinda stare at it and wait for his next word and maybe have a lil chat. Like hi where are you going? Why alone? Where's your wife and children?

Is that pic legit? How does she breathe?

the spider looks cute and jelly-like and on top of his head is a nice shiny black hair. How adorable

B-but..but... charmander it is

Now I know where to lay when things get rough

Naked Orlandobby ~♡