Gain 5lbs is not a maybe but a must!

My neighbour gave birth in toilet. She sat there, ready to throw the dump and pop baby came out instead ..

When you watched boku no pico because your friend tricked you T_T

slutties *giggle*

That's horrible

Lil bunny why you stay still? *squish

I found one scent of "children's hope" but i didn't buy it because it smelled awful. I'm terrified to know what kind of hope is that aromatherapy trying to represent.

He has pretty eyelashes

Now i dont think i want my share of birthday cake anymore

This is the first time i've ever regretted reading comments... *eyes bleed, shivering in the corner*

I wonder what kind of situation put puttin into winking state when the photo taken....?

So pretty.. just like a painting

That really hurts...

"The whole time I thought you're the samwise to my frodo.... but you're just BOROMIR!"

Am i the only one who actually like cold feet? when I use a blanket, i cover all the way up to my lips but my feet just stick out of the blanket..

Badassss

Even the normal man have biceps thicker than my thigh 0.o

And the wound inside would never heal..

The second one, daddy~

Heartbroken. Chanting beepboop beepboop hoarsely while tears streaming down my cheek, nose extremely red and stuffed, face red, once in a while i choked on my saliva and too much feels but still beep boop beep boop beep boop-ing endlessly.. why do I feel more miserable..?