Oh godd, tell me it's photoshopped.. I'm going to have a nightmare D;

Always read it as "e hmm.."

Now I wonder if my save boats already left without me knowing.

Is this thick jacket or belly fat underneath that makes you look big? ;)

I cant do pushup more than 7.. ;( *cries on the floor*

And to always have to cut 1-2 inch of those frickin long jeans. :( But on the fun side, I can lean on someone's shoulder comfortably, and snuggle.

I wish I was in there, too. Holding a vidcamera. Documenting the explosion of sassy arguments leads to a couple of murder attempts, and maybe- just maybe two of them will begin to kiss each other in the heat of moment. Who knows. The ships are always there ready to sail.

I remember ever saw an old fs post about an online chat website where you can talk to stranger or consult about suicide but I didn't bookmark the address. Anyone know?

What were those people doing to be killed by hippos? i mean hippos weren't animals that you see strolling on the street.

But.. How?

Press the red button and launch him.. XD

You really are fucked up T_T now I will spend this day feeling uneasy and agitated.. what have you done

Imagine how many buttbro we have out there..

wait.. i think i have to google search the #freethenipple campaign asap..

Gosh the cat looks so beautiful ♡

And the sluttiest award goes to my professor get up, for not even attempting to cover up a thing and frequently travels for seminar instead.

Hahaha shithead..

But, he likes big butt and he cannot lies.. who am i to deny?

This joke is so punny..