Hi Mr peep

Why don't they go back to the hive?

This bird looks better from the side.

Drive safe, pupper

Their battle will be legendary!

Dang, doesn't work in Chinese.
We say "My mom gave birth to me"
"My mom made me" would be like she created me with magic or something.
:(

When I do this I wake up at 8:29 and I feel like my brain is playing a trick on me.

There was a post a few months ago that was :
If all you do is angrily jerk off to yourself and eat your own sperm you would commit all seven deadly sins at once.

Remember back in the day there was a meme about not talking about 2016 in history?
Seems applicable to every year since then.

He's gotta be really smart

I literally just woke up from a nap with a big assignment that is due in a few hours

2020 has three punches

Also those guys from cells at work

But why is it a drug? It should be called poison

What is the logic behind those ads?
Are we supposed to want to play those games after we see them act stupid?

The wish is to make you nervous.

I read opai the first time and I was like nah man oppai is way better then whatever that is.

What if a girl wanted to swipe right but actually swiped left? You played yourself

Apple is expensive

My friend used this tactic and his girl was like " I don't want to go there"
Just cuz the girl guessed the place doesn't mean she wants to go there.

You gotta tell your girlfriend "dam you hot"

This makes me sad